All I can do is be me, whoever that is.

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

me getting ready to go out

someone who does photoshop reverse this

Me getting home from work

Talking to men is so funny you’ll just be like “oh?” And then they talk for 10 minutes

auditory processing issues are like yes i can hear everything in this room no i didn’t hear what you said yes i will finish your sentence when you restart and no i will not know the answer to your question after all of this

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

executive dysfunction

The most excellent caption

like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less

girls will sit here blogging when they need to leave in 3 minutes

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

me @ myself girl go to sleep!!!

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world