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dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

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ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

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"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

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"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"

"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."

"you sound kind of jealous, lin."

"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."

"pee flag!!"

"gene."

5weekdays

"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"

"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"

"i'm whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys."

2colde

the implication of saying hi

berdymane

Saying hi ending explained

zapatism

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

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contemptible-scoundrel

if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

itmeansalot

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

moviequotes3

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot

commanderchr1st

New proposed nation called The Lake where summer has a daily government mandated 4 hour paid "swim break" and a winter 16 hour work week @ $40/hr

damazcuz

Day 1 of fucking that old man.

damazcuz

Good lird he crumbled to dust.

captain-cargoshorts

Fortunately, a solution!

1. Get some water

2. Mix him into a paste

3. Form him back into shape

4. Let him dry or perhaps cook him

5. Fuck him again

damazcuz

☝️Don't let an old man crumbling to dust stop you. FUCK HIM AGAIN.

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normystical

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

shooo

omg you people can do anything

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my really funny and original concept

kikmessenger

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

kikmessenger

skips a stone over a few posts

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