pathological people pleaser

idk whether it’s cute or depressing how many opportunities people have invented to make wishes. birthday candles, eyelashes, fountains, stars, dandelions. people say they don’t believe in the universe or any kind of higher power but nobody ever passes up an opportunity to make a wish

horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try

this applies to unlearning things like shame and creating better coping mechanisms and forming new habits

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

every time something slips out of my control an angel dies

BUT I REMEMBER WE WERE DRIVING, DRIVING IN YOUR CAR...SPEED SO FAST FELT LIKE I WAS DRUNK AND CITY LIGHTS LAY OUT BEFORE US AND YOUR ARM FELT NICE WRAPPED AROUND MY SHOULDER AND IIIII HAD A FEELING THAT I BELONGED. HAD A FEELING I COULD BE SOMEONE.

Sorry. I’m only fuckable online

it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore

I hope I come off as weird.

microflirting by glancing at you from time to time

sorry i made the vibe weird, i can make it weirder if you want?

dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them