Did you give her a dagger, Dimitri?

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

Yeah having to fight Zagreus would be funny as fuck but hear me out what if you have to do the mortifying ordeal of accepting a boon from him. The divine equivalent of having to ask your older sibling for their car

“ao3 should have an algorithm” ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

If archive of our own had an algorithm it would neither be an “archive” nor “of our own”

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

I think I’ve already reblogged this but too bad

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

happy ten years of pissing on the poor

i love you sober friendly spaces i love you restaurants w mocktails on the menu i love you social events not hosted at bars i love you bringing non-alcoholic drinks to parties i love you shamelessly being sober so people know it’s accepted i love you not making fun of ppl who don’t drink i love you still inviting people who don’t drink to social events where ppl are drinking if u know they’re comfortable w it i love you normalizing not drinking

Public service anouncement!!!

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this