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i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

thinking about Túrin’s posthumous legacy. he died miserable, alone, thinking he was a monster. yet the hill where he was buried was one of few to survive the sinking of Beleriand as an island. at least three kings or stewards would bear his name. a constellation bears his image. he didn’t know it, but he died a legend who would be remembered as a hero among men for the next six thousand years. he was likely the subject of many famous paintings, sculptures, and tapestries

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

i love making friends in fandom, i love playing with our toys together, i love coming up with increasingly niche aus, i love lifting strangers up, i love motivating people to create, i love watching someone get excited over an idea and immediately running with it, i love yelling in tags together, i love seeing someone gain confidence in their writing/art because people were kind to them <33

merry talks to kids in ithilien like ‘and remember: you’re NEVER too small to fight an unspeakable ancient eldritch horror’ and eowyn says ‘he’s right you’re not’ and faramir’s like PLEASE don’t

merry, a freakishly tall hobbit, says the same to anyone in the shire who will listen and they’re all like ‘that doesn’t sound right but i don’t know enough about unspeakable ancient eldritch horrors to dispute it’

several small hobbit children come to the conclusion that the most unspeakable ancient eldritch horror around is that really big newt that lives in the pond by the Party Field and hijinks ensue