i swear it must be heaven’s light

Any TVL cast member being interviewed: yeah so when I first read the script I wanted to murder Rolin with my bare hands :) haha yeah he butchered my character so badly that I threw my laptop across the room :) aha and then I yelled at him for two hours which only resulted in minor tweaks to the script :) yeah I was so shocked and confused :) and he comes up with scenes that don’t make any sense in-universe. :) and I worry for the future of this tv show :) but it’s alright as long as you think about how [5 min in depth analysis of details that the cast member has come up themselves to justify the season despite these justifications not being evident in the actual show at all] aha :)

the ONLY thing better than as you like it ft. my heart will go on is as you like it ft. good old-fashioned lover boy, preferably during at least one of the ganymede/orlando courting scenes but also just like literally whenever

it’s a big musical number that rosalind mostly spends strutting around a very delighted orlando but then in the bridge she sings ‘i love you’ a little too earnestly and is absolutely STRICKEN while celia and touchstone echo ‘love you?!’ in scandalised chorus and march her away down the stage to ‘hey boy where’d you get it from’ so she can make a comeback with a boisterous ‘i learned my passion in the good old-fashioned school of lover boys!!!’ and mediocre dance break

What if you were 15 years old and a volleyball player snd and in love with your best friend who everyone you know has previously disliked because he is STRANGE and OFFPUTTING except he keeps getting into spats with your new teammates and this would be fine but you actually think he LIKES IT and this is personally life-ruining to you because you had previously banked all your chips on being the only person this guy likes and you’re not good enough to play on the team with all the other first years and you want to be good enough but they keep improving faster than you and you’re trying to find your OWN WEAPON to belong on the court but your weapon is VERY LUCK BASED and so sometimes it DOESN’T WORK and you are FIFTEEN AND GAY!!!!!!!!! This happened to Yamaguchi Tadashi. And his plight is devastating

are there any readers 📚 😏 in the audience 👥 🎤 tonight? 🌃 have you come across THIS 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ bodice ripper?🧛 😒 dubbed an IRRITATING HOAX 🙄 bound for flash 💥 in the pan 🍳 status by vanity fair? 💖 and a thoong 🩲 bustingg 🤯 steamy 🌫️ beach read ⛱️ for the cocksucking 🫦 fire island set by OUT MAGAZINE? 🏳️‍🌈 well WE are the tribute band 💁🎸 🥁 spawned from this literary ✨ mountaintop. 🗻 unless of course 🤷 louis de pointe du lac 🤭 was interviewed by a two ✌️ time pulitzer-prize-winning mortal in dubai 😒 AND I ☝️ AM 🤯 ACTUALLY ✨ THE TOXIC ☠️ BITCH ‼️ ANXIOUSLY ATTACHED 😟 show pony 🐎 ✨ with a peRSONALITY DISORDERRRE 🤸 💃called LESTAT!!! 💪‼️any vampire truthers out theeere? 🦇 ⚰️ 🤘 STANS of 🇮 🇼 🇹 🇻 we have a very special guest in the audience tonight...😊 please FOLLOW ☝️ my FINGERR 🐍 to the FRENCH 🇫🇷 BENGALI 🇧🇩 SMOKESHOW 💨 🪩 😳 🫵 can we get a TORCH 🔦

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way