Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

Please pray that the Lord restores my Gindr chats!

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

watching the wizard of oz for the first time and I thought this was technicolor????????

Oh forget it hakdhajagajaha

- people in 1939