Cyberlog of my thoughts

"yeah, obviously a binary gender system is too restrictive. That's why our society has 4 genders: man, twink, lady, and girl"

"women are more pro-social than men because when women do evil, it makes them a hot evil women, and creating hot women is pro-social."

"the divine right of kings is important; which is why we, a democracy, keep the rightful heir in a cage and poke her with a stick until she changes government policy to what we want."

satanist: "actually the snake in the garden of eden was the good guy" second century christian (Ophites): "I agree with you!"

"I think adapting a work from one medium to another is easy actually; I don't know why hollywood struggles so much. I, personally, adapt paintings from oil-on-canvas to acrylic-on-glass all the time."

"obviously love potions are ethical. love is based on consent, so the love potion clearly forces them to consent; making it ethical."

"obviously, my villain is redeemable. When she murdered the protagonist's family, those were fictional characters, and thus she didn't commit any serious crimes"

"you think we teach magic at the wizard school? Noo. We just keep you kids around this magical stuff and inevitably some of it leaks into you. And then you are a wizard, and you graduate. Or you are cursed; which in case you become a teacher (or monster), and help future students. So you would be learning algebra like plebeian, except none of our teachers are that educated."

on an American pirate ship: "now for our battle grog ration, please show your ID to prove you are above drinking age. 18 year-olds are required to fight sober and afraid."

"As the priest, I am legally required to inform you that this resurrection spell actually constructs a new person based on your and others memories of the person. The original person is still in heaven and may haunt you if they think this is too weird"