Men Are From Marvel, Women Are From DC

You need only know me as the Master of Laketown. 

Grrr! I am Azog. 

Hi, I’m Bofur! 

I am Dwalin. 

And I’m to be a DC, but I cannot reveal much more. 

I’m also a Marvel. 

I am Bard. 

I am Tauriel. 

Am I the Necromancer? Am I Smaug? 

What I am... is a Marvel. 

And Sherlock Holmes. You’ve met my associate Watson. 

You too? 

Does that make me your father? 

And I your elder brother? 

Or I?

Hello, my name is Thandruil. 

I am Thorin. 

Not quite! Alas, we must go back to the tale of your uncle Bilbo. 

‘Ello there. 

I am Celeborn. 

What? I’m Galadriel’s husband. Yes, she had one! 

Our daughter was Elrond’s wife! Arwen’s mother! 

And I’m a Marvel. 

Huh? I’m the evil scientist who tortured Electro! 

Remember this?!

I am Wormtongue. Gríma Wormtongue. 

I am Denethor the Second, the 26th Ruling Warden of Gondor. 

And I am a DC. 

Here I am portraying actor John Noble in the film adaption of my life.

It’s scary how much a DC I am. 

I am Faramir. 

I am Éomer. 

It is I, Saruman. 

I did once fight the Avengers. 

I guess this does not make me a Marvel. 

Except that I am. 

Hello. Gollum is this creatures’s name, it is. Or Sméagol is another name, perhaps, of a Hobbitses far away gone.