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notelvira

what i want for Christmas? them happy and safe!!

notelvira

#I’m yelling u could put tina in one that says ‘dtf’ :””) a necessary addendum @pumpkino

#dghda #farah black #todd brotzman #dirk gently #dirk gently's holistic detective agency

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archivesandcyanide

broke: when they have to interrogate a suspect, Dirk is never allowed to be the bad cop because he’s too 1) friendly, 2) sweet, 3) English

woke: when they have to interrogate a suspect, Dirk is perfectly capable of being bad cop because he can play eerie and unhinged at a moment’s notice

bespoke: of the agency trio, Dirk is by far the most successful at being the bad cop because not only can he be eerie and unhinged, his settings include; “upsettingly friendly,” “exudes a heady aura of being deeply untrustworthy while smiling too much,” “most annoying person ever handed a kazoo,” “English,” and “conspiracy theorist, Beast Mode,” and he can jump back and forth between them with the agility, dexterity, and enthusiasm of a 40s swing dancer

goldenaltar

#what are farah and todd gonna do? punch? #anxiously offer tea? #i feel like todd’s role is to sit on the edge of the table with the kind of relaxed smile that says to the suspect #‘buddy i’m happy to let him go on allll night’ #while Farah cleans her gun silently in the third chair

#dirk gently #todd brotzman #farah black #oh FUCK #this is absolutely true and terrifying

sandersgrey

Dirk: im very impulsive and Im going to make that everyone else's problem

#dghda #dirk gently

dont-offend-the-bees

I watched the first season of Star vs. the Forces of Evil and was Inspired, so naturally I had to Dirkify it- coloured version coming soon hopefully, after a very busy weekend!

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#dghda #dirk gently #todd brotzman

psychosomaticfreckles

Hobbs: sorry to have to tell ya this, but uh, I’m afraid you’re under arrest for driving a motorcycle with three people riding it

Martin: three?

Hobbs: yes, three

Martin:

Hobbs:

Martin: OH MY GOD

Martin: VOGEL FUCKING FELL OFF

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incorrectdirkgentlyquotess

Farah: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Dirk: We attack them with hummus.

Farah: I stand corrected.

0rganist

These pictures have the same aesthetic but opposite energies

mathematicallygay

pictured: neutral good and chaotic evil

speeb

princessparadoxical

I’ve always been curious as to whether baby Dirk fantasized about Moloch waking up from his coma to save everyone, or whether he was quietly jealous that he got to sleep through the worst Blackwing had to offer.

protecticarus

todd: when I said ‘bring me back something from the beach’ I meant like, a shell or something

dirk: [struggling to hold onto a seagull] well you didn’t bloody say that

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actualbird

sometimes i remember dirk said the line “[..] the rarer, sexier coinkydinks” and this leads me to believe that hes the type of person to describe things as sexy much like we do, towards objects and things and phenomena that have nothing to do with technical sexiness, using the word instead as a surreal marker of how great things are.

“Todd, it’s marvelous, isn’t it? Absolutely sexy, if I’m being honest,” Dirk hums, nodding sagely.

Todd, only by sheer force of will and a slowly growing experience with all the weird shit Dirk says, does a fantastic job at not choking on his coffee. “What?” He says.

“Am I wrong?” Dirk gestures to the object in question.

“Dirk, it’s a ficus.”

alternately:

“You know,” Dirk tips his chair back precariously far, chewing the end of a pen. “I don’t think tax forms are very sexy at all.”

Todd pinches the bridge of his nose. “They aren’t supposed to be.”

#dghda #i love this

uglyloki

sir that’s my emotional support bastard

dirkdirkdirkdirkdirk

#dirk gently #im dyign

backatthebein

Do you know how often I type “dork gently” when I’m tagging something and almost leave it like that

#dghda #dirk gently #dork gently #for real tho

dont-offend-the-bees

And Late Night Kisses Divine

Yes, I impulse wrote another chapter. No, there really will NOT be more after this- and I mean it this time! Yes, you can read the entire thing on Ao3 as well.

Enjoy <3

VERY NSFW!!! You have been warned!!!

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dirkdirkdirkdirkdirk

Wow this is really good,,, you are a fantastic writer!!

#dirk gently's holistic detective agency #dghda #dirk gently #todd brotzman #brotzly #nsfw

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dirkdirkdirkdirkdirk

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