so i won't stop dying, won't stop lying

i would top Crossbreed Priscilla and make her feel loved and like a real woman for the first time in her life. she would learn crazy things about her toes

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

[Image is of a quote from Yiwei Chai, reading, "I could not stop wasting time. It was crazy. I wanted to do something with my life, but instead I went to sleep, or sung in the shower, or sat and stared at the wall. I couldn't even tell you about anything that I saw. I didn't talk to anybody. The cicadas kept dying outside, and as I dreamed, my mouth grew thick and venomous with silence."]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

The scheming eunuch is a sweet baby