Planet Mars

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

i am glad that lol has survived through trends and turmoil

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

Pacific Rim

Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight