MarsFlower

Yes... She's the weapon expert.

And?

That's like being mad at Jeff Bezos for not building the Amazon website and handing it off to Alex Edelman and Shel Kaphan. Never mind the fact that Bezos commissioned them, was the visionary behind the project, and had the idea for it himself! (Not trying to glaze him, just trying to prove a point)

Because he didn't personally code the website himself how dare he say that he did this.

Like... Vox commissioned the weapon, convinced Carmilla ON HIS OWN (Velvette was not helpful in the slightest), funded the whole thing, got them the battery source himself, probably drew up the plains for the weapon, AND was the one actually firing the dang thing while Carmilla sat with her thumb up her butt not having an off switch on what was essentially a nuke...

Because he didn't Personally build the weapon himself how DARE he say that it's his.

Need I remind everyone that Carmilla has a whole FACTORY of workers... even her own DAUGHTERS!! Hm, okay... so It's okay for CARMILLA as THEIR boss to take the credit but not for VOX as her CLIENT who COMMISSIONED HER WITH THE IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE to give himself credit?

YES LITERALLY ALL OF THIS

Let me make this clear. I also have no respect for Bezos. I was just using him as an example to say “Hey, asking for help is actually a really normal thing, especially in business. ESPECIALLY for a CEO!” I do not like that man. I do not know him personally. I actually have such a beef with Amazon for ruining a lot of the series that I love.

(I was actually going to use the CEO of Microsoft but I don’t know his name and I thought it was Bezos… then I corrected myself right like “No! He’s Amazon, right?” so when I went to check I figured fuck it let’s just use him.)

I find it so weird how literally everyone in the show and in the fandom seems to love Carmilla’s so much but they’re all like “Vox, get out of here!” Yeah, working for the Vees probably isn’t great, especially with either being fed to shockwave and shat out in his tank or shot by one of Val’s guns… and possibly being experimented on with Vel’s potions… but at LEAST you’d walk out of all of those alive! I’ve never thought about it before but you’re right! Carmilla is probably the most dangerous overlord to work with on the simple fact that you could actually permanently die working under her!

ALSO ME!! I HATE CARMILLA!!

I have been a day one Carmilla hater! I despise the fact that both her and Zestial basically tell Velvette “we can’t go to war, you stupid child! we need to find more evidence!” Well, first of all, all of you are overlords, who don’t do anything all day. The Vees are the only ones that actually do stuff all day! Zestial you ESPECIALLY do not do anything all day! You just let your sugar mommy do everything for you as you wait around in her bed!

Yeah, Vox is still a sleazy CEO. He might touch your shoulder once in a while, but that’s a power-play! I firmly do not believe that man is a creep, I think he’s actually kind of intelligent for that! They’re not gonna have time to react to what you’re saying because there are two steps back, trying to process the hands on the shoulder! It puts a clear power dynamic in place!

speaking about “fighting for love”, Zestial literally tells Carmilla “Vox is only in it for himself!” SO IS CARMILLA. She’s literally doing all of this to “protect her daughters” and she doesn’t care about who gets hurt in the process! That is still in a form being in it for herself!

I can’t member where I’ve said this before, but one of my favorite quotes that I’ve ever said was “the devil works hard, but not as hard as Vox when it comes to slandering that fucking hotel” genuinely the man got pretty much all of their clientele out of the place in less than a week! Episodes 1 to 4 take place over the span of about four days basically!

and Alastor wasn’t even DOING anything to try to get his soul back! Rosie sent him to the hotel for something and he doesn’t even think to try to do different things to see what she wants out of it! He sits around for six months instead of bringing Charlie to Rosie! What if she wanted to make a deal?! Alastor do you think Rosie was just trying to make you make friends?!

THESE NEXT FEW PARTS ARE WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING FOR MONTHS, VRO!! Alastor is out here playing a pay to win while everyone else has to work hard for their powers! He also hast to use Charlie! Everyone is out here being like “oh Alastor only lost because it was a three to one fight.” I don’t think so! I think Alastor genuinely sucks! and is week! And is bad at manipulation!

genuinely Vox gave him an out before the Vees showed up to offer himself up!

Vox: “Come to plead with me to stop shitting on your precious hotel?”

and instead of Alastor going “nah, let’s fight” why didn’t he just say “yeah let’s negotiate, Bitch!”

Vox may be a loser, but he’s my loser and I love him! I am on the Vox train for life, choo-choo motherfucker! pulling out of the station!

People actually seem to agree with Alastor that Vox is a loser who can’t do anything, and he steals all his ideas! At MOST he steals peoples drip.

also, Alastor wasn’t even good at manipulating Vox or the Vees considering the fact that Vox had to do half of the work of Alastor himself! Vox literally carried this season! He had to do pretty much everyone’s job, and considering the fact that the Vees are still together Alastor lost!

he is still at the hotel, he was still reliant on Rosie at the end of the season for his powers, and the Vees are still together! Genuinely, I think the season would’ve played out the same regardless of Alastor’s “manipulation”. The only thing he got back was his soul, and that plot point was barely expanded on and pretty much irrelevant so he didn’t do anything! He got his ass handed to him twice, humiliated, how do you sleep in an office chair for months, and he accomplished none of the other goals that he set out to do!

THANK YOU!

I’m loving the Carmilla and Alastor HATE!

I HATE Alastor and was meh Carmilla.

She’s annoying and a nothing burger to me. Same as most of the characters aside the Vees(whom I LOVE).

And yes, I said exactly the same thing before about how Carmilla would be the most dangerous overlord to work for or be owned by, BECAUSE of the ANGELIC STEEL!

Like all the overlords are awful people and have no problem using, torturing, or temp killing sinners, but those sinners would come back eventually!

With Carmilla, they are literally working with and testing out a material/weapons that can permanently kill them!!

And I agree. Business and people contact others to do something for them. It’s kind of a normal thing to do. So, I’m not sure why fans are having trouble understanding that.

And YES, I’m soo tired of Alastor fans taking him at his word. He’s a lying hypocrite fraud(among other things). Seriously what has he actually accomplished or achieved?

What fights has he won, besides with Ser Pen?

I HATE THAT FUCKING DEER SO MUCH!!

Alastor honestly ruins a lot of the show for me.

And yep, take him away, and I think season 2 would have been mostly the same and in my opinion way BETTER. He accomplished NOTHING!

And I once said the deer cheat coded his way to power and a lot of his fans were pissed! One even compared him making a deal with Rosie as contract job. And that he wasn’t owned. Like what?!

But they seemed to not understand a CEO actually outsourcing a job. Like they believed Vox could do nothing and all the other shit Alastor said.

I honestly would NOT be surprised if Alastor has never actually done anything noteworthy in Hell. And it’s all a big scam like the Wizard of Oz. With Alastor convincing the whole place he’s the most powerful & scary sinner, but if you look behind the curtain, nothing! Just all a big fucking lie.

Like what have we SEEN the deer do? Nothing. It’s all been word of mouth and “scary stories” told by others. Or rumors. Like how does that not scream fraud for most people?

Alastor doesn’t come off as powerful or scary. He doesn’t come off as smart or cunning. And he can’t manipulate at all. Alastor comes off as an arrogant edgelord fuck boy who thinks he’s a billy badass. Also, he doesn’t come off as a gentlemen, I don’t know where the FUCK HIS FANS ARE GETTING THAT?!

Vox worked for his power, he built himself from the ground up in Hell. He didn’t cheat code it. Vox IS SMART. When he isn’t being an insecure dumbass(affectionate).

Yes, he’s partners with the Vees. Because 1, it’s a good business plan to combine 3 different types of entertainment and an overlord partnership has never been done before in Hell, so that stands out for them and 2 because the Vees all work well together and WANT to be together. They are a family.

Doesn’t mean the 3 of them didn’t earn their keep or are powerless without each other.

Also, I REALLY don’t understand Vox’s need to prove himself better than Alastor. Vox has his own company, he’s rich, powerful, has great clothes and fashion thanks to Vel, he has an sexy partner to fuck around with, has a fucking tower for a home, has an evil found family, an awesome pet/kid. He has his face and the other Vees faces all over Hell. Even Lucifer knew him. Not his name but he still knew him. And Alastor has what? An old radio station? And living with others at the hotel. He wears the same clothing that has rips and tears in them, he doesn’t have his own home, he’s not rich, he doesn’t have a family or even friends. And sure he has a “job” at the hotel. But he doesn’t even do that! And as you mentioned until recently, he’s been leashed/chain for almost a century! So, why the FUCK would Vox need to prove he’s better than Alastor?? He already clearly is!!

Anyway, I loved your post and reblog, so I thought I would throw my 2 cents in here as well. Lol

And for the record, he wasn’t in the chair for months. There is a breakdown on the season 2 timeline, that multiple people worked on to figure out. And all of season 2 was like only one week in universe. Unless I’m misunderstanding what you are saying about him being in an office chair.

PS- I saw that you mentioned that Vox was doing fine in Alastor’s 7 year absence, and he didn’t even notice Alastor was back. I mentioned that before and radiostatic/ Alastor fans were again mad about that. But whatever!

I wanted to ask, since you bought that up. Do you think the fact that Vox was slowing getting more obsessive with his need to prove himself and with Alastor in general from season 1 to the end of season 2, seem natural?

Like I know this would never happen in show, but Alastor is a radio demon. He controls radio wave lengths/signals. And Vox is a tv demon. Like Alastor doesn’t even have to be powerful. Radio signals don’t need to be powerful to affect TV signals.

I knew the first 4 only took place within like... 2-3 days

Well... episode 2 probably happened over the course of the month between seasons 1 and 2 but yeah the end of episodes 1 and 2 happened concurrently and then episode 3 happens right after that same day! Then the next day is episode 4.

But ALL of it happens over the course of only a WEEK?! That makes Vox look EVEN MORE impressive because that means within a DAY he gets ALL the overlords on his side, organizes a WAR rally, AND humiliates Lucifer! He had the plans for a weapon of mass destruction drafted and finished IN LESS THAN A DAY and Carmilla had like... 1-2 days to BUILD it! Wow... That's crazy!

The Devil works hard but not as hard as Vox, PERIOD! My goodness.

Also yes, twin! We LOVE the Alastor/Carmilla slander!

And YES I think the Vox obsession is WAY too OOC!

Vox and Alastor's relationship SUCKS! Why were they friends? Vox said he found Alastor inspiring but... what about him did he even find appealing? What about him IS inspiring? Alastor bought his powers, not worked for them! He lied within the same scene (He call Vox "Pal" and then says "there are no friends in hell") Like... ? What about him did you like?!

Vox in S2 doesn't feel like the same Vox in S1. He was a team player who could charm a room of reporters through sheer charisma alone! He kept his team together and on good terms. He doesn’t even line up with his past as the primadonna Vincent Whittman. It is SO ooc for him to be THAT obsessed with Alastor and I FIRMLY believe it was JUST meant to be ship bait.

yeah Vox was obsessed with taking Alastor down and they had a very Rival/Enemies coded relationship. But to me it always felt more even... especially during season 1. Yeah, Alastor was shown getting one over on Vox but their hatred really felt like it wasn't just one sided.

Alastor didn't need to hyjack Vox's song if he really didn't care about what Vox was saying... but he did, because he does care. (Not in a romantic way) Alastor hated Vox as much as Vox hated him, and he'd take any opportunity to fight with the guy because that was the only fun/the only challenge he had in Hell.

But then season 2 rolls around and Vox became a creepy obsessive incel. He's obsessed with Alastor! To the point that he might actually have an Alastor Body pillow like some of yall put in your Vox fanfics. And that's genuinely what it feels like sometimes, a fanfic. "Oh wow! Vox is just such a Yandere for Alastor! Look at their toxic Yaoi!" It doesn't feel even anymore! It genuinely feels like Vox is harassing Alastor (and... isn't he? He ties Al up and parades him around... eventually forcing Al to watch him and Valentino to have sex! Like he has a fetish for being humiliated and then humiliating his partner twice as much!)

Vox eventually goes as far as pushing away every other relationship and all common sense just for Alastor's approval. Like... HUH?! That is not something Season 1 Vox would have done!!

I have SO much more stuff about how I feel like Vox's obsession came out of LITERALLY NOWHERE

Crazy, right?!

Episode 6 is where people were having the most trouble figuring out the timeline.

But going by the rest of the episodes pacing, and among other reasons. It doesn’t seem like a long time between 5 and 6. A few days at most.

The first 3 episodes were all on the SAME DAY. Which is insane!

I’ll add a screenshot of the timeline and the reasonings, at the bottom of the post!

And exactly!

Like Vox did all of that in around a week!

It’s impressive.

And one of the MANY reason why I hate when fans genuinely call him dumb and not being able to do things himself. Like I will affectionately call him an dumbass or something but that’s for certain things only, not in general and I KNOW he’s actually smart most of the time.

But when people genuinely & seriously think he’s just a dumb loser that can’t do anything, well it pisses me off.

Fuck yeah. Hi, Twin!!

I’m always down for Alastor hate. And I have no problem slandering any character except for the Vees.. those 3 are my babies and have done no wrong, ever. (Joking) lol

Seriously though I can hate on any of the characters in general but Alastor, oh boy, he is my most hated from the show. I think I went on a rant about him more than once. Haha.

THANK YOU!!

Vox did NOT seem like Vox in season 2.

I want to say it was his mental breakdown, but even with that he just didn’t seem like himself.

And FUCK YES. I HATE Vox and Alastor’s “relationship”. It does SUCK.

I also don’t even know what Vox saw in him.

Like admire him for WHAT?

Just exactly! Exactly all you are saying!!

I don’t like radiostatic, I HATE it in fact. I hate what that ship bait (yes, I also agree it was ship bait) did to ruin Vox as character and messing with his actual relationships with the other Vees.

Like they threw Vox’s personality, his good traits and his friendship/relationship with the Vees, all to make him a pathetic fail loser who simps & is obsessed over the deer. And yeah, OOC is a good way to describe season 2 him.

I love Vox. I think I mentioned he’s my second favorite character. So, I should have been ECSTATIC for Vox to be a main villain and a major character this season. But honestly?

It was a let down.

I can’t even rewatch season 2 because of all the bullshit of how he acts around Alastor and all the “radiostatic” bait that they kept pushing in the show. I do NOT care about THAT STUPID FUCKING DEER OR HIS SHIPS!!

And WHERE THE FUCK DOES VOX HAVING A CRUSH OR BEING IN LOVE WITH THE DEER COME FROM???

It was nowhere in season 1 as far as I remember. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

And Sorry, but that past scene did NOT come off as a crush or being in love to me. So, I was so fucking shocked when I got on here and other places for the fandom and people were soo happy about Vox having a crush or being in love with Alastor.

And I was like, “What the fuck are they talking about?!”

And fuck, I have soo much to say about that bullshit of a past scene. UGH!!

And him being in love with the deer is NOT canon. The fans said the crush was. They said Viv said it was. But when I ask for proof of either the crush or being in love, I never get an answer besides them reading into things in the show. I actually WANT to know if it’s canon or not. I want to know about canon in a show I watch. Even if I don’t agree with it or like it.

Like I don’t care if a ship is canon or not.

Ship away. Ship and let ship, etc even if I personally hate it.

But I don’t like people lying about whether a ship is canon or not. Or denying canon.

Like I hate a lot of canon stuff in Hazbin and other media but I don’t DENY it.

And yeah, they came off as more annoying rivals who occasionally, but equally, messed with each other.

And. YES, the obsession came out of nowhere to me as well. At least that amount of obsession.

Season 2 was definitely NOT my favorite as a Vox fan. But I did love the Val and Vel parts though, and the occasional Vox parts where he wasn’t a Alastor simping bitch and he was closer to being himself. Lol

And I love talking about this!

Almost anywhere else and you got a bunch of Vox “fans” who actually only like him as part of radiostatic ship and are REALLY Alastor fans and not actually Vox fans, & seem to think everything Alastor is true. Even on subs or posts, that is supposed to be about Vox as a character!

They almost always make it about that deer!

Seriously on Reddit I avoid most subreddits for Hazbin except the Valentino and Staticmoth subreddit. Because even on subs that are supposed to just be about Vox a CHARACTER, the deer is brought up 90% of the time. It’s ridiculous!

Or in the regular subs for Hazbin they are just Alastor fans that take the KNOWN lying hypocrite for his word and believe all his says about Vox.

So, if you want to talk more about it all, I’m always to talk about it.

And YAY! Thank you!

Glad you liked my idea/headcanon.

And if you do use it in a fic, send me the link please, I would love to read it!! 🩵

——-

Season 2 Timeline—

Day 1 - Episode 1, 2, 3 happened.

Day 2 - Episode 4 happened.

Day 3 - Episode 5 happened

Day 4(?)- Episode 6 happened

Day 5 - Episode 7 happened

Day 6 - Episode 8 happened.

Here are the reasons for the timeline breakdown-

Yes... She's the weapon expert.

And?

That's like being mad at Jeff Bezos for not building the Amazon website and handing it off to Alex Edelman and Shel Kaphan. Never mind the fact that Bezos commissioned them, was the visionary behind the project, and had the idea for it himself! (Not trying to glaze him, just trying to prove a point)

Because he didn't personally code the website himself how dare he say that he did this.

Like... Vox commissioned the weapon, convinced Carmilla ON HIS OWN (Velvette was not helpful in the slightest), funded the whole thing, got them the battery source himself, probably drew up the plains for the weapon, AND was the one actually firing the dang thing while Carmilla sat with her thumb up her butt not having an off switch on what was essentially a nuke...

Because he didn't Personally build the weapon himself how DARE he say that it's his.

Need I remind everyone that Carmilla has a whole FACTORY of workers... even her own DAUGHTERS!! Hm, okay... so It's okay for CARMILLA as THEIR boss to take the credit but not for VOX as her CLIENT who COMMISSIONED HER WITH THE IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE to give himself credit?

YES LITERALLY ALL OF THIS

Let me make this clear. I also have no respect for Bezos. I was just using him as an example to say “Hey, asking for help is actually a really normal thing, especially in business. ESPECIALLY for a CEO!” I do not like that man. I do not know him personally. I actually have such a beef with Amazon for ruining a lot of the series that I love.

(I was actually going to use the CEO of Microsoft but I don’t know his name and I thought it was Bezos… then I corrected myself right like “No! He’s Amazon, right?” so when I went to check I figured fuck it let’s just use him.)

I find it so weird how literally everyone in the show and in the fandom seems to love Carmilla’s so much but they’re all like “Vox, get out of here!” Yeah, working for the Vees probably isn’t great, especially with either being fed to shockwave and shat out in his tank or shot by one of Val’s guns… and possibly being experimented on with Vel’s potions… but at LEAST you’d walk out of all of those alive! I’ve never thought about it before but you’re right! Carmilla is probably the most dangerous overlord to work with on the simple fact that you could actually permanently die working under her!

ALSO ME!! I HATE CARMILLA!!

I have been a day one Carmilla hater! I despise the fact that both her and Zestial basically tell Velvette “we can’t go to war, you stupid child! we need to find more evidence!” Well, first of all, all of you are overlords, who don’t do anything all day. The Vees are the only ones that actually do stuff all day! Zestial you ESPECIALLY do not do anything all day! You just let your sugar mommy do everything for you as you wait around in her bed!

Yeah, Vox is still a sleazy CEO. He might touch your shoulder once in a while, but that’s a power-play! I firmly do not believe that man is a creep, I think he’s actually kind of intelligent for that! They’re not gonna have time to react to what you’re saying because there are two steps back, trying to process the hands on the shoulder! It puts a clear power dynamic in place!

speaking about “fighting for love”, Zestial literally tells Carmilla “Vox is only in it for himself!” SO IS CARMILLA. She’s literally doing all of this to “protect her daughters” and she doesn’t care about who gets hurt in the process! That is still in a form being in it for herself!

I can’t member where I’ve said this before, but one of my favorite quotes that I’ve ever said was “the devil works hard, but not as hard as Vox when it comes to slandering that fucking hotel” genuinely the man got pretty much all of their clientele out of the place in less than a week! Episodes 1 to 4 take place over the span of about four days basically!

and Alastor wasn’t even DOING anything to try to get his soul back! Rosie sent him to the hotel for something and he doesn’t even think to try to do different things to see what she wants out of it! He sits around for six months instead of bringing Charlie to Rosie! What if she wanted to make a deal?! Alastor do you think Rosie was just trying to make you make friends?!

THESE NEXT FEW PARTS ARE WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING FOR MONTHS, VRO!! Alastor is out here playing a pay to win while everyone else has to work hard for their powers! He also hast to use Charlie! Everyone is out here being like “oh Alastor only lost because it was a three to one fight.” I don’t think so! I think Alastor genuinely sucks! and is week! And is bad at manipulation!

genuinely Vox gave him an out before the Vees showed up to offer himself up!

Vox: “Come to plead with me to stop shitting on your precious hotel?”

and instead of Alastor going “nah, let’s fight” why didn’t he just say “yeah let’s negotiate, Bitch!”

Vox may be a loser, but he’s my loser and I love him! I am on the Vox train for life, choo-choo motherfucker! pulling out of the station!

People actually seem to agree with Alastor that Vox is a loser who can’t do anything, and he steals all his ideas! At MOST he steals peoples drip.

also, Alastor wasn’t even good at manipulating Vox or the Vees considering the fact that Vox had to do half of the work of Alastor himself! Vox literally carried this season! He had to do pretty much everyone’s job, and considering the fact that the Vees are still together Alastor lost!

he is still at the hotel, he was still reliant on Rosie at the end of the season for his powers, and the Vees are still together! Genuinely, I think the season would’ve played out the same regardless of Alastor’s “manipulation”. The only thing he got back was his soul, and that plot point was barely expanded on and pretty much irrelevant so he didn’t do anything! He got his ass handed to him twice, humiliated, how do you sleep in an office chair for months, and he accomplished none of the other goals that he set out to do!

THANK YOU!

I’m loving the Carmilla and Alastor HATE!

I HATE Alastor and was meh Carmilla.

She’s annoying and a nothing burger to me. Same as most of the characters aside the Vees(whom I LOVE).

And yes, I said exactly the same thing before about how Carmilla would be the most dangerous overlord to work for or be owned by, BECAUSE of the ANGELIC STEEL!

Like all the overlords are awful people and have no problem using, torturing, or temp killing sinners, but those sinners would come back eventually!

With Carmilla, they are literally working with and testing out a material/weapons that can permanently kill them!!

And I agree. Business and people contact others to do something for them. It’s kind of a normal thing to do. So, I’m not sure why fans are having trouble understanding that.

And YES, I’m soo tired of Alastor fans taking him at his word. He’s a lying hypocrite fraud(among other things). Seriously what has he actually accomplished or achieved?

What fights has he won, besides with Ser Pen?

I HATE THAT FUCKING DEER SO MUCH!!

Alastor honestly ruins a lot of the show for me.

And yep, take him away, and I think season 2 would have been mostly the same and in my opinion way BETTER. He accomplished NOTHING!

And I once said the deer cheat coded his way to power and a lot of his fans were pissed! One even compared him making a deal with Rosie as contract job. And that he wasn’t owned. Like what?!

But they seemed to not understand a CEO actually outsourcing a job. Like they believed Vox could do nothing and all the other shit Alastor said.

I honestly would NOT be surprised if Alastor has never actually done anything noteworthy in Hell. And it’s all a big scam like the Wizard of Oz. With Alastor convincing the whole place he’s the most powerful & scary sinner, but if you look behind the curtain, nothing! Just all a big fucking lie.

Like what have we SEEN the deer do? Nothing. It’s all been word of mouth and “scary stories” told by others. Or rumors. Like how does that not scream fraud for most people?

Alastor doesn’t come off as powerful or scary. He doesn’t come off as smart or cunning. And he can’t manipulate at all. Alastor comes off as an arrogant edgelord fuck boy who thinks he’s a billy badass. Also, he doesn’t come off as a gentlemen, I don’t know where the FUCK HIS FANS ARE GETTING THAT?!

Vox worked for his power, he built himself from the ground up in Hell. He didn’t cheat code it. Vox IS SMART. When he isn’t being an insecure dumbass(affectionate).

Yes, he’s partners with the Vees. Because 1, it’s a good business plan to combine 3 different types of entertainment and an overlord partnership has never been done before in Hell, so that stands out for them and 2 because the Vees all work well together and WANT to be together. They are a family.

Doesn’t mean the 3 of them didn’t earn their keep or are powerless without each other.

Also, I REALLY don’t understand Vox’s need to prove himself better than Alastor. Vox has his own company, he’s rich, powerful, has great clothes and fashion thanks to Vel, he has an sexy partner to fuck around with, has a fucking tower for a home, has an evil found family, an awesome pet/kid. He has his face and the other Vees faces all over Hell. Even Lucifer knew him. Not his name but he still knew him. And Alastor has what? An old radio station? And living with others at the hotel. He wears the same clothing that has rips and tears in them, he doesn’t have his own home, he’s not rich, he doesn’t have a family or even friends. And sure he has a “job” at the hotel. But he doesn’t even do that! And as you mentioned until recently, he’s been leashed/chain for almost a century! So, why the FUCK would Vox need to prove he’s better than Alastor?? He already clearly is!!

Anyway, I loved your post and reblog, so I thought I would throw my 2 cents in here as well. Lol

And for the record, he wasn’t in the chair for months. There is a breakdown on the season 2 timeline, that multiple people worked on to figure out. And all of season 2 was like only one week in universe. Unless I’m misunderstanding what you are saying about him being in an office chair.

PS- I saw that you mentioned that Vox was doing fine in Alastor’s 7 year absence, and he didn’t even notice Alastor was back. I mentioned that before and radiostatic/ Alastor fans were again mad about that. But whatever!

I wanted to ask, since you bought that up. Do you think the fact that Vox was slowing getting more obsessive with his need to prove himself and with Alastor in general from season 1 to the end of season 2, seem natural?

Like I know this would never happen in show, but Alastor is a radio demon. He controls radio wave lengths/signals. And Vox is a tv demon. Like Alastor doesn’t even have to be powerful. Radio signals don’t need to be powerful to affect TV signals.

And once I zero in on the character or ship, then I’m done. If it’s a character I fixate on, I can multship pretty well enough. If it’s a ship itself, then thats it, that’s the only ship from whatever media it’s from that I will be able to enjoy until my hyper fixation is over. If it ever is.

Maybe the stars just didn’t align for me to like a ship.

Maybe I connect with one character or ship but not the other.

Plus, I could just hate a character that’s part of the ship. And I personally need to at least like both characters in a ship. I can favor one character but I have to at least like both.

@introvertsnation

Like chances are I’m already forcing myself to not cancel the plans, and now you are ADDING MORE PEOPLE?!

Definitely canon.

These freaks, I swear!

Love them so much!

Also, I don’t know why everyone is blaming poor Armand, he could NOT prevent Louis and Lestat from getting their heads cut off.

something something the way Vox fully grabs around Valentino's hand because of their familiarity of constantly touching each other and gripping tightly onto him during the throws of their passion

Cause like Val, my eyesight is shit!

Thank you for posting this!

The Vees

AMAZING WORK!! 🩷🩵💜

And if I was in Hell and I HAD to choose between overlords. Sure, I would “Trust Them”. lol

Part I

“Quite fascinating..."

“I don't think this has ever happened before... except maybe Lilith."

“Lilith didn't die when she was sent down here..."

“Should we call Mr. Vox? I think they're kinda... so he might be..."

“Okay, get out of here, you fucking plonkers!" Velvette shouted to all of the present VoxTek personnel. “This is now between the two of us. Shoo!"

“Sorry, Mrs. Velvette," Summer said nervously. “We're going now."

“Is there anything we can do?" Ethan asked. “Maybe get some prena—"

“OUT!" Velvette snapped, using her social media powers to push them, along with Dia, Baxter, and Travis, out of the room.

Dia glared at Summer and said, “Mrs. Velvette? She's not married."

“Oh, fuck you."

Velvette pinched her brow in frustration, then looked over at Valentino as he began to stir in his couch. They needed to address this, with or without Vox.

Who has been hiding in his room for the past month, so it would be without.

“Val, babes, wake up," Velvette gently urged. Valentino rubbed his eyes and slowly sat up.

“Oh, Velvette," Valentino mumbled. “What are you doing here?"

“Rocky said you passed out in the studio," Velvette replied. “I cleared my schedule to have you checked out."

Valentino groaned. “Fucking Angel. His performance alone was making me nauseous."

“Val, we both know it wasn't Angel," Velvette insisted. “Though I'm not saying you have to apologize to him."

“Wait, are you still on about that?" Valentino asked in annoyance. “I told you, I'm not... Oh, shit."

Valentino noticed and quickly grabbed a bucket from off the floor and held it to his face as he threw up in it.

“Okay," Valentino admitted. “I'm a little nauseous. That doesn't mean anything."

“Last time, you puked in the peonies Melissa got me for my birthday," Velvette reminded him. “You also cried on that bitch Tiffany's shoulder, fell asleep during three shoots this week, and you're scratching your fucking tits right now!"

Valentino looked down and noticed his upper hands lightly scratching his chest.

“First of all, no I'm not," he lied, lowering them. “Second, those peonies your little plant bitch gave you... were actually marigolds."

“Pfft, whatever," Velvette scoffed. “I may not know my flowers, but I know a fucking pregnancy when I see one. But if you won't take my word for it, I had the fish nerd bring me this little contraption."

Velvette then held up a device with a wand attached to it, pressed the end of the wand against his abdomen, which was already caked with gel, and moved it around until...

thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump...

Valentino's antenna perked up in shock as he heard the echoes of a tiny heartbeat coming from the machine. He stared at his stomach, amazed by what was hiding in there.

“Believe me now?" Velvette asked. Valentino remained silent. “Uh, Val?"

“I need to talk to Vox," Valentino decided, and got up from the couch.

“Wait, what?" Velvette stammered as he headed for the door. “We can get it done quickly. He doesn't have to know."

“I'm not getting an abortion."

“The fuck? What do you mean, you're not?!" Velvette pondered. “Val, do you know how hard it is to have a baby? You won't be able to smoke."

“I'll chew gum," he stated.

“Your body will be ruined," she added. “Tearing, stretch marks, hemorrhoids, varicose veins... You're gonna get fat."

“I'll be careful," Valentino assured her. “I always am."

“Actually, I should rephrase that," Velvette realized. “Val, if you are going to keep this baby... though I recommend you don't... You'll need to gain extra weight that, y'know, keeps us from seeing your ribs, or it'll come out as either frail or dead."

“How do you know so much about pregnancy anyway?" Valentino wondered.

“I had a college roommate who got herself pregnant," Velvette explained. “She wouldn't shut the fuck up about it until she had to drop out near the end of her third trimester. And I hate that I know what a fucking trimester is!"

“I bet she was the talk of the campus," Valentino chuckled. Velvette nodded.

“Look," she said, “the point is, you'll have to make a lot of sacrifices. Even sleep, unless you hire a night nurse."

“Velvette, it's cute that you care," Valentino admitted, “but I don't know if Vox and I have a future together. I'm keeping this baby so no matter what happens, I'll still have part of him with me at least until the kid turns eighteen. I won't force Vox to do anything, but he'll need to know."

“Damn," Velvette muttered. “You really love him, don't you?"

“So, that's what this is."

Later That Day...

Valentino nervously approached the door to Vox's bedroom. Velvette may have had a point about how much of a toll his body would take, and Vox might not even want him at all once they got back together... again. On the other hand, sinners weren't really supposed to able to conceive. Why now, Val may never know, nor could he ever have this chance again. So, he was doing this.

First thing's first, Valentino checked if the door was unlocked. The loose clicking sound from behind the door handle quickly indicated that it wasn't.

“Leave it by the door!"

At first, Valentino was taken back by the sound of Vox's voice, which he had not heard in over a month. Then, he gently pushed the open, and immediately felt the urge to throw up upon the stench that greeted him upon entry. He quickly noticed a Chinese takeout box and puked in that.

“Oh, fuck!" Valentino groaned. “Velvette was right. Pregnancy nose is powerful."

“Wait, Val?" Vox called out. Valentino looked up to find him in his desk, quickly surrounding himself with screens to hide himself. “What—Wait, um— What-What are you doing here?"

“Uh, I wanted to tell you something," Val replied, looking around the room to find it completely trashed by various takeout bags and containers. “Damn. No wonder you don't let anyone in here."

“I've been busy," Vox insisted, except the flying toasters on his screens indicated otherwise.

“Were you?" Valentino asked, approaching the desk. “Because last time I checked, I was put in charge after your whole ‘Fuck everything else so long as I get to kill Alastor!' episode."

Vox groaned, then shut off his screens as he pulled his chair further into the desk as if he were hiding something. “What is it you want, Val? And please make it quick. I'm waiting for a delivery."

“Fine, I just won't tell you I'm pregnant," Val huffed bitterly, turning back towards the door.

“Fucking brat," Vox grumbled as he took a sip from a soda cup. It was mostly ice water at this point, but he didn't— Wait. He spit out his drink and coughed. “Wait, what did you say?"

“Forget it," Valentino replied.

“Val, wait! Ow!" Vox shouted in pain. Valentino turned back towards his partner to find him painfully clutching his stomach...

Which, now that he could actually see it, looked quite a bit softer than it did last time they spoke to each other. Vox wasn't wearing his sweater vest, so he could see the buttons of his shirt being strained by his plush belly. The tightness of his slacks clearly showed how his thighs had just begun filling out. Vox's hips were definitely wider and Val swore he could see little moobs beginning to develop.

“Vox, are you alright?" Valentino could not help but ask.

“Fuck how I am," Vox said. “Did you just say what I think you said?"

“That I was put in charge?" Valentino asked. Vox glared at him. “Oh, you mean that I'm pregnant. Yeah, you heard right. And since I never let anyone else use that hole, there's... a chance it's yours."

“But how did this happen?!" Vox asked. “Well, I know it happened, but Val, sinners can't have children. Sinners shouldn't have children!"

“Well, we're above the average sinners, papi," Valentino pointed out. “We're the two sexiest Overlords in Hell. Well, until I start getting stretch marks and shit."

Vox blinked in surprise. “Wait, you're keeping it?"

“Of course!" Valentino insisted. “It's a piece of you that gets to grow inside me and, unlike the real you, won't try to blow me and Velvette up just because the fucking Radio Demon was there, too!"

Vox winced at the bitter sting in Val's voice upon him bringing the whole “Might of Lilith" incident up.

“Val, I..."

Valentino took a deep breath, wiped a tear from his eye, and said softly, “Despite all that, you still had the right to know I'm carrying your child, whether you wanted to be involved or not. If not, then..."

“Val, are you crying?" Vox asked. Despite how much Valentino tried to hold them back, more tears began to fall and Vox pulled him down for a hug. “How far along are you?"

“About nine weeks," Val admitted. “I fucking hate it. I can't smoke or drink, my tummy's always cramping, I have to piss every five minutes, and I keep throwing up on accident."

“It... It's okay, babe," Vox assured him, rubbing his partner's back. “You'll get through this. You will."

Valentino pulled away to find Vox staring at him with a tender look in his eyes. Val was not expecting Vox to actually give a shit, so he sobbed even harder and felt his knees buckle. Vox quickly caught him before he could fall on the floor.

“Okay, let's lay you down," Vox chuckled and carried the moth demon to bed. Once Val was tucked in, Vox crawled in next to him and they began to cuddle. Vox then heard a knock on the door and suddenly remembered he had ordered himself dinner from that diner he loved.

“Mister Vox, I have your food," an intern said.

“Uh, bring it over here," Vox said, not caring about the mess, his recent weight gain, or even being in bed with Valentino. The intern just carefully stepped around the trash on the floor and placed the food on the edge of the bed.

“Uh, is there anything else you need?" she asked, then was taken aback by Val dry-heaving. Clearly, his stomach was now empty.

“Uh, you wouldn't happen to know what helps with morning sickness, would you?" Vox wondered.

“Oddly specific," she muttered. “Well, when I was pregnant back on Earth, I always found crackers and ginger tea to give me some relief."

“That'd be great, thanks," Vox replied, not caring about her life story. With that, the intern immediately scurried off and the Media Overlord returned his focus to Val. “See? I got you, baby. I got... both of you."

“You do?" Val whimpered. Vox nodded and gently placed a hand against his partner's flatter stomach. Valentino looked over at the bag and asked, “Aren't you gonna eat that?"

“In a minute," Vox replied. “For now, I just wanna love on you. And... tell you how sorry I am for all the shit I've pulled. I know, I fucked up."

Valentino smiled. “Yeah, you did."

“Val, I'm being serious," Vox said. “I mean, you said nine weeks, right? I did all that a month ago, so you were already pregnant and I still almost—"

“Vox, you didn't know," Val pointed out. “Hell, Velvette was the one who figured it out."

“Yeah, she fucking would," Vox chuckled before his face fell again. “Still... I was so obsessed with the idea of godhood and... him... that I completely ignored you and almost killed you. I have no excuse for that, but I promise I'll spend the rest of my afterlife making up for it."

“Does this mean we're back together?" Valentino asked. “Or, at least, until my body is ruined?"

“No," Vox replied. Val gave him a pained expression. “It means... I want us to stay together. Forever."

Valentino nodded. “I want that, too. I love you, Vox."

“I love you, too."

Later, once Valentino got his tea and the nausea subsided, Vox decided to share his giant hamburger with his love, knowing Val was going to need the sustenance more than him.

“You sure you won't be hungry later?" Val asked once he finished his half.

“If I am, I'll just let some of this take care of it," Vox assured him, pinching his spare tire.

“Hmm, too bad," Val pouted. “This is a sexy look for you."

“Really?" Vox asked in surprise. In response, Valentino just licked his lips, crawled on top the TV demon, grabbed his meaty upper arms with one pair of hands, and squeezed his squishy ass cheeks with the other pair.

“I want to explore every new curve of this dad bod, papito," Valentino growled. With a smirk, Vox pulled the moth down by the waist, and they quickly entangled themselves in the sheets.

Perhaps, Vox thought, dad bod was the best way to describe it.

I’m always a sucker for pregnant Staticmoth!

Add in chubby Vox, and that makes it even better.

As soon as Val’s finger traces his screen he tilts his head closer to Val.

I love these dumb evil bitches so much!!

They also make me sick! (Positive)

This is LEARNED & HABITUAL BEHAVIOR!!

Val must do this so much, that it’s just an instinct for Vox to lean and tilt his head toward Val.

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Thank for sharing!!

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"How'm I lookin?" "Not bad."

This moment just says so much about Vox's character. He's just been voted the hottest sinner in hell, he's going to a rally in his honor, he's looking 10/10 in that suit Velvette must have made for him perfectly, and yet. He still needs to ask his boyfriend for reassurance about "How he's looking".

You ARE enough!

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When he holographically displays the photos in the scene this pic is shown in, it seems like they are from a personal collection, considering all of them look to be captured from his pov (e.g. the pic of Velvette looking at him in the car from their scene in s2ep3 where she is clearly sitting next to him). Since the pic above looks to be taken from the same outsider perspective as the other ones in this scene, it's safe to assume Vox took it as well.

So what if Vox took that picture of Velvette and Melissa because he could clearly see the hidden feelings/crush/interest between them from their expressions and actions?

He took it so he could later use it to (friendly) tease Velvette about it. Velvette is always snapping pictures of him and Valentino when their feelings for each other are on full display (dancing, making out, etc.). She has probably caught Vox romantically looking at Val when he was completely unaware a ton of times and has used those pics to tease him. So when he saw this moment happening between Velvette and Melissa he said 'alright bet' and snapped the pic for future ammo.

A few nights after the moment™ has happened and they're already separated in their rooms, done hanging out for the evening, Vox sends only that one singular photo to Velvette with the caption 'I know what you are' and nothing else.

He finally gave her a taste of payback.

Also, this is a cute headcanon!

They have been together for 50 YEARS!!