Sea Druid

Do me a favor and tell me your favorite Charlastor facts/headcanons, please 🥺

I need to balance out the bad vibes from having to block so many jerks

Some My favorite facts are

Both Alastor and Charlie like pineapple on pizza (Lilith too)

V*vzepop made an animation of Charlie describing her perfect partner to Vaggie as "dark and mysterious... and he can sing, and he plays the organ" which sounds similar to Alastor

The VA of Alastor said that Charlie is the person Alastor trusts the most in hotel

The VA of Charlie said that she read some Charlastor fics

Even though Alastor hates TV and modern media he made the first commercial

He also sang a reprise from 'inside of every demon is a rainbow" which implies he watches the entire interview of Charlie in the pilot

Both Mimzy and Vox showed jealousy over the relationship between Alastor and Charlie

It's implied that Lucifer thought that Charlie was dating Alastor which was why he was so relieved as Charlie introduced Vaggie as her girlfriend

V*vivzepop said that Alastor and Charlie have a shared sense of humor

Headcanons

Because of Alastor's dislike/inability to appear on photos i like to think that Charlie "poorly" draws him on photos so that he's still included

Keekee at the start disliked Alastor but now regularly sleeps on his lap

Vaggie was at first critical of Alastor being together with Charlie but once she realized that he has no bad intentions with her she was happy for them

Not necessarily Charlastor but I find the idea funny that Vaggie and Alastor start becoming genuinely friends and bond over their dislike of men and Adam as well as become the hotels and Charlie unofficially protector

Lucifer isn't really happy with Charlastor being together and still isn't a fan of Alastor

First after Charlie puts down her foot and tells her dad that he can't stay if he does not accept her relationship and keeps treating Alastor like the enemy, Lucifer starts grudgingly accepting his daughter's relationship

Nifty made a cockroach crown for Charlie and crowns her the queen

Alastor is the main cook between

Alastor would brag about how his Charlie was able to do the impossible like redeeming sinners and how her power got stronger under his guidance to the other overlords

Rosie would just grin at him knowingly

Alastor's shadow was clingy towards Charlie before he even realized that he has feelings for her

Alastor won't admit it but he was jealous that his own shadow would cuddle with Charlie or even sleep in her bed before they were dating

They didn't have a big love confession but just started getting physically closer with each other and emotionally

One day as they were dancing together for whatever reason, Angel dust just joked that they were a pair and both of them just started as each other and realized that they didn't mind being together

Alastor at first was genuinely confused and shocked that he had fallen for Charlie

They tried keeping their relationship a secret from the public at first but because of them automatically touching each other and the Vees it got exposed rather fast

Rosie and Mimzy were the first one to realize that Alastor has feelings for Charlie

Charlie sometimes wears clothing from Alastor's time period on their dates, Mimzy starts helping her to pick the clothes

Husk openly doesn't say anything about his boss relationship but at first he thought that Charlie deserves someone better but started to grow used to it especially as Alastor started getting less annoying towards him

Alastor goes to the cannibal colony with Charlie which made the cannibals see Charlie as their Honor cannibal

Charlie only once ate demon flesh with the cannibals but while she didn't mind the taste she doesn't like the idea of eating her own people

Alastor enjoys playing with Charlie hair and helps her design it

When Charlie has interviews Alastor gives her his microphone staff

The first time Charlie saw Alastor's scar on his chest and he explained where it came from, she teared up and apologized for not noticing sooner

They make each other nails

Alastor once talked an entire Radio show about the lovely princess of hell and her hotel

As Sera saw Alastor and Charlie together sing she got flashbacks to Lucifer and Lilith

NSFW hcs

Alastor does not often participate in the penetrative part of sex per se but he enjoys touching and watching her while she enjoys herself and sometimes used his tentacles

When they are intimate Charlie usually is the more dominant one but they also switch

Even if Charlie is dominant she tries to make him as comfortable as she can and stops once she hears the save word

Alastor enjoys leaving his marks on her

Charlie accidentally bit Alastor too strong once which makes her shamefully realize that she enjoys the taste of his blood

Vaggie and Lucifer once interrupted them while they were intimate because they heard high-pitched screaming and thought Alastor was hurting Charlie

Only to see Charlie on top of Alastor in her complete demon form and realized that they heard Alastor's scream

Lucifer wasn't sure if he should be disgusted or proud of Charlie for being able to stand her ground against him

Lucifer afterwards taught Charlie a spell to make her room soundproof

Surprisingly Lucifer starts after it to warm up towards Alastor because he finally has the needed knowledge that Charlie isn't a push over to Alastor

Vaggie secretly gave Alastor some Anoint and tips on how to take care of the afterwards from Charlie dominant phrases

Charlie had difficulties to face her father afterwards

Keekee: you are not worthy for mother!

(a few months go bye)

Keekee: Hmm… I suppose your lap is comfortable, but do not think this changes anything, mortal!

(a few more months)

KeeKee: this is father and I would kill for him. Mother is still my person, but he is a close second.

I also just love the idea of Mimzy looking at Alastor and being like “so ya into older women, huh?”

and at the end, I just love the idea of Lucifer being like “I love you… and I’m so proud of you for being such a strong willed woman. And weirdly enough, your relationship reminds me a lot of my own, and as much as I’m gonna gag when I say this… you remind me of your mother and how she took charge so much in our relationship… (which disgust me to think of myself as Alastor, and maybe that’s a little bit why I’m so against this cause I see so much of myself in that kid)… but for the love of all that is good, Charlie… please take this seriously I’m trying to teach you a spell to soundproof your room. I don’t wanna hear Alastor screaming in the middle of the night like a school girl!!”

(the flowers are pretty "thought on" I swear)

Alastor

This man is old fashioned, giving flowers was a common part of gifts men often gave they're lovers. also alastor is probably not the kind of guy who visits a lady's house empty handed. It's simply not what he did. Though It's not necessary a romantic gesture, simply showing manners.

Roses are his default choice, simple, elegant and beautiful. He would probably pick them from a bush on the way to your place. He might want to add a little bit of color so he would choose pink and red together.

But of course you are special, his dear s/o. Your not just any lady. He is giving them to you. It might look like it doesn't have any meanings, he just doesn't want to be "empty handed". But the thought of you makes it special. the thought of

"ah!.. these would look beautiful in her House."

Or

"they will make my dear's house even more refreshing"

Plus he wouldn't choose a random rose. Not the brightest red. Not the most theatrical arrangement. Something deeper. Richer. A shade that feels less like performance and more like intention.

As said, roses are his default choice and His routine of visiting you. In special occasions, he is careful with his choices without meaning to. and they match with his character.

He'd probably choose a bouquet of flowers with:

Deep burgundy rose with thorns left intact yes, again the classic roses. The thorns are indeed intact because he likes it that way, since they're wrapped in a bouquet they won't hurt your fingers.

Red/white Camellia, they look almost too perfect, like they were designed rather than grown. They suit someone who is always composed and never lets anything slip.

Carnations. They where simply popular in the time he was alive!

And some final white baby flowers around them to make it even more pretty.

(yup exactly like the pic)

Vox

He isn't the type to give you flowers constantly, but when he does, he just gotta make sure they are perfect.

When he wants to actually give you flowers, be ready for a huge bouquet of flowers. ridiculously huge.

He demans his assistant, Ethan, to prepare a nice and big bouquet and deliver it to you when he doesn't have time to give them to you himself. There will be always a glowing digital card with notes from him.

"saw these. Thought of you."-v

If you thank him he'd brag about it

"pretty nice right? Cost a fortune."

But underneath that brag is genuine thought, specially when he choses the flowers himself. Which is rare.

If he wanted to choose them himself here's what he'll probably pick:

He really doesn't care about the meaning and resemblance of flowers. He will pick flowers that look bold . Because the way he loves is that way. He also absolutely loves for everyone to know he bought them for you.

Delphinium, honestly I think it would be his number one choice, first of, they are blue and vox's character and brand is based on the color blue so it's normal for him to choose a blue flower first. Delphiniums are tall and eye-catching, they also reminded him of a shark's dorsal fin cutting through the water. So they obviously catch his eyes.

Lilies. No particular reason. They just seemed pretty so he bought them.

Orchids he'd absolutely pick them to impress you. Just feels right.

Roses. Roses where alastor's classic choice of flowers but they aren't for vox. He probably pick a few of them to finish the bouquet. And he wont choose just the red ones no, he choses every color.

okay, while he is rich and would spend money, a part of him is insecure (mostly cus of alastor in the past) about choosing a thing you'd like. He doesn't want you to think low of him, he genuingly wants to impress you. That's why he chooses something big and colorful.

(like the pic exactly)

Lucifer

Awwww, the guy is literally made of sweets and flowers. He would absolutely fill your place with flowers if you tell him you like them.

There where probably lots of flowers in heaven so we can somehow put a headcanon that he loves flowers too.

He will give you flowers in both special occasions and randomly.

Canonically, he is a sentimental person. He collects rubber ducks, treasures old memories, and puts a lot of emotion into the things he creates. So even though he's the King of Hell, his bouquet would probably feel surprisingly heartfelt.

Instead of a bouquet, I imagine him handing over a small hand-tied posy—just a handful of flowers gathered together and tied with a beautiful satin ribbon.

Because it somehow shows "I picked these because they reminded me of you" not "look how expensive this is". It just feels more like Lucifer.

Plus that was how he picked flowers in the garden of eden

He gives them to you with a shy smile

"They're… not exactly a bouquet. I thought this felt more… us."

He'd probably pick these:

Sunflower it just feels right. They resemble adoration and happyness. Just how he feels when he sees you. They also fit his goofy and playful side.

White roses he is also a fan of classic roses. he'd pick white and red roses just cus they feel right.

Lilie of the valley YES. YES. They are just so cute. AND While the flower's name has lilie (like Lilith) the meaning of the flower means "the return of happiness". It can point the fact that he became happier after meeting you and you are his right lover.

and if i said i think the flowers are representations of kris and their issues?

What a red flag actually means: something here is an indicator of a potential problem (but might be fine with a reasonable explanation)

What people have now decided it means: abuse

I've lost count of the number of times I've now had to read variants of "My partner takes all my money and gives me back an allowance because he says it's a man's job to control finances, but he's racking up gambling debts" being met with "Wow this man is a walking red flag" no Becky that is abuse. That is not an indicator. He is an abuser. Call the police. We have lost the concept of a proxy: a thing that indicates a more important thing. And it's relevant to this conversation because I'm actually going to go out on a limb here:

With the obvious exception of paedophilia, age gaps themselves aren't a problem at all - they are a proxy for the actual harmful phenomenon. Hea me out, let me explain

The reason we don't like age gaps is because of the implied power dynamic. If one partner, usually male, is older than other - particularly if the other is still quite young - the risk is that what we're seeing is a worldly wise predator who is exploiting the lack of life experience of a young beautiful woman by mentally abusing her until she's no longer young and pretty enough to satisfy, at which point he'll move on to the next. There have been enough examples of this in human history. It's unfortunately not an uncommon pattern. Genders can also be diverse in this scenario

We can't necessarily see that dynamic from the outside. But we CAN see an inherent element of it: the ages of the people involved. So age becomes a proxy for the abuse. And, hey, it's often correct.

But here's the thing: the ages themselves are not causing harm.

The power dynamic is. The abuse is.

Plenty of age gap relationships are loving, healthy and steadfast. Two people met and genuinely fell in love regardless of the outer packaging, and have a relationship with all the highs and lows and challenges and rewards as any more traditional pairing. This happens all the time

Is the age gap a red flag? Sure! It indicates a potential issue.

Is it inherently abusive? Absolutely fucking not.

OP is right - we need to stop focusing just on the numbers and twisting the facts to fit by infantilising the younger partners, and start focusing on the actual harms. The DiCaprio Pattern of only dating under 24s repeatedly is itself a proxy, too, actually - but a much stronger one than the simple presence of an age gap.

(Even so, in DiCaprio's case, until any of his former partners come forward and describe him as abusive, actually, even that is up in the air - my personal interpretation, given how strong a pattern it is, is that he's a loser who views women as trophies (consciously or not). If any have come forward and I don't know about it, of course, fair enough. But those women were adults capable of making their own decisions, even if they might later come to regret it. And regretting poor decisions is part of life! That's how it goes, particularly with relationships. As long as they weren't abused, there's no biggie. And just as he was looking for young-and-beautiful, there's no way they weren't, on some level, looking for rich-and-famous; it goes both ways.)

Also, another element of this: I think a lot of modern extreme puritan discourse on this is actually ironically down to the age of those taking part. Up until your late 20s, ten years is actually a huge span of time to you, because in your own life you were in a completely different developmental phase ten years ago (teenager), and a completely different phase again ten years before that (child). That skews your sense of what a ten-year gap means. Whereas once you're in your 30s and beyond, ten years is like. Yeah I was an adult ten years ago, and I still am now. That's two adults. Who cares.

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