Sea Druid

Vox learned his lesson after last year... or maybe not really...

yeah this is the thing i draw right after IF, must be a massive whiplash LOL

If you asked him, he'd feign indifference and claim that he'd much rather be teasing than be teased. Which, is partly true, but hes hiding his secret desire to be dominated in the bedroom at times. He always makes sure to be the top... but sometimes the controlling facade slips and is replaced with a whiny sub thrusting sloppily into you.

If he had an angelic spear to his screen, only then would he admit to the truth. Vox loves being talked down to like a hopeless little puppy. When he's on the brink of a life altering orgasm and you just smile condescendingly saying, "Awh? Are you really that worked up over this? Such a desperate lil pup, aren't you?" — he nearly cums from just from your words

And if that weren't enough, you pull off him at the last second, effectively preventing any satisfaction. Though he whines and squirms, he loves when you mess with him like this. He crawls to your side and hugs your lower half, kissing and begging you for release.

"P-Please? I-I'll do anything! Please, I-I'll be so good for you. I can be your perfect, good boy for you. Please, doll...".

When you finally appease him, it almost brings tears of joy to his eyes.

During aftercare, he smiles softly at the way you profusely apologize, believing you had gone too far. He assured you that he was fine (more then fine, actually) and, in all honesty, wishes nothing more than to be debased to your good lil pup that does your bidding <3

timeline? never heard of her.

Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. 

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

(flash warning of course)

“A chemical reaction, hysterical and useless.”