I Am The Unkillable Faggot

Advanced maneuvers

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has anyone else noticed that it feels really good to accelerate in a vehicle and really bad, painful even, to hit the brakes

even simply releasing the accelerator is a deeply uncomfortable sensation and should be avoided at all costs

40 is the most natural, most human speed at which to drive through residential areas

You're right but don't say it like that

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

epic puppies swag their tails

You want to come over and play mind control powers with me

i want to come over and play mind control powers with you...

wait i dont remember posting this

this is beceause every1 wants to be bunnieds. amd thats good.