lynyrd skynyrd clowncar accident

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

I’m a Merlin wizard who experiences time backwards, and I blocked you because you sent me an angry message asking me why I blocked you.