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i'm not nearly as fit as when i was doing yoga every day due to early pandemic derangement but god damn it i can still touch my toes despite a life time of not being able to do that. everyone if you do nothing else for your skeletomuscular system today work towards touching your toes. at the very least it's an idiotproof way to teach yourself efforts = results

It’s a tony soprano summer

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had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

i post about #their beautiful dynamic way too much

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free

congratulations basil for winning the war on drugs.

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!