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"That's my neighbor!

I don't even know you!"

Sticker spotted in Upstate New York

#ayyyy upstate NY I'm from there!#king of the hill #bobby #that boy is so right

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sandmandaddy69

#100% this

aralintheobsessive

if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!

aralintheobsessive

getting a lot of responses to this going 'ok but it would be good as a metaphor though' so I will accept a metaphorical interpretation as long as you ALSO (!) promise to be considerate towards larval forms of insects specifically and biodiversity in general, deal?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

bumblebeebats

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

slowspinningredemption

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

acakewalkofcrocodiles

The Hat Man is our greatest export

#I skipped having a cold this winter #but I miss dayquil and nyquil sometimes #the symptoms are replaced with numbness and indifference to the sickness #in germany you get ibu 400 and are told to drink herbal tea #or maybe get addicted to nose spray

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snapthistiger

5 all day..

#Danny number 1 #because I messed up a tendon in my foot in gym class for my apprenticeship #and now I'm out from work until the end of the month #and all the bureaucracy around school injuries in german is rough #and I have crutches #and it's gonna be hot AF the next week #and I can't move around or do anything #and I'm grumpy about it #especially since it's still required for adults to do a school sport class for an apprenticeship #MAN

ororium-z

Happy Pride!

rootbeergoddess

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

thesaltofcarthage

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

#truly one of the most joyful posts on tumblr #never fails to make me smile #pride month

spitzonthefritz

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

#the fifth element #hercules #ponyo #independence day

left-reminders

artmagine

The wonderful art of Drew Struzan

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hballegro

Attacked by very sudden torrential downpour and went to check the weather radar and then remembered this image

#ME #love knowing the weather #loved the weather channel as a kid

my-darling-boy

Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark

crancisfrozier

Annual John Darnielle New Years thread once again shaking me to my core

apolladay

Do you have an identifiable* local accent** in your native language?

yes

no

i used to, but don’t anymore

i didn’t before, but i do now

other/nuance

Voting ended onDec 21, 2025

If you are so inclined, please tell me your thoughts and feelings about having/not having a local accent in the tags/comments!! I would love to hear!! This, of course, goes for other/nuance voters as well!!

*as in someone can identify where you are from just based on your accent** (no matter how obscure of an accent you have)

**as in the way you pronounce/sign your words(creek vs crick), NOT dialect i.e. vocab and grammar differences(soda vs pop)

ALSO, EVERYONE HAS AN ACCENT DIPSHIT IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE :P

#my US-American accent in German is pretty identifiable #my english here is also different to the british-english that germans learn in school #aaaand my great lakes nasal accent isn't the strongest but it's there

marsinvaders

this is going around again, thanks for 5k notes.

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devilcat3d

when i see an advertisement i should be able to just say "i dont have any money so i cant buy what youre advertising" and the ad hears this and it shrivels up and dies and is never shown to me again

softasadove

don't let this flop. monty python watchers what phrases have had the most impact on your lexicon. for me it's "what's all this then" and "other than that, perfectly normal"

prismatic-bell

Cliche, but 100% "African or European?"

bigscaryd

I'll note that Monty Python is the source of a term that made it into statute. You can't properly understand internet regulation without Monty Python.

animatedamerican

From Holy Grail:

"I thought we were an autonomous collective."

"Good idea, O Lord!" "Of course it's a good idea!"

"On second thought, let's not go to [location]. 'Tis a silly place."

"FIVE is rrRIGHT OUT!"

"You must bring us … another shrubbery!" (Frequently used for "another strawberry" instead.)

"Huge ... tracts of land ..."

"I'd rather just ... sing!"

"He's going to tell!" "He's going to tell!" (Frequently used for "He's going to bed!" instead.)

From Life of Brian:

"Yes! We are all individuals!" ("I'm not!")

"How many Romans?" "Aah! Plural, plural!"

From various Flying Circus sketches:

"Beautiful plumage." "No, 'e's pining for the fjords!" "This … is an ex-parrot!"

"He doesn't know when he's beaten! He doesn't know when he's winning either …"

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

"They cannot be seen."

"It's pronounced Throat-Warbler Mangrove."

"... know what I mean, eh, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more"

any line at all from The Lumberjack Song and The Philosophers' Song

daughterofstories

"It's only a flesh wound."

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