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Party Dog: Christmas Eve 2017. 🐶🎄🎉#dressedfortheparty #readytocelebrate #socute #festivedog #goldendoodlesofinstagram (at Belhaven, North Carolina)

Samantha has completed her shopping and is ready for Christmas! 🐶🎁🎄#waitingforchristmas #christmasdoodle #goldendoodlesofinstagram

Wearing her reindeer antlers, Samantha keeps an eye out for Santa Paws! #readyforchristmas #wheressanta #goldendoodlesofinstagram

Playing Scrabble with Kyle! 👨🏻#scrabble #boardgames #fridaynight #saturdaymorning

Drinking Crystal Pepsi at work today! #crystalpepsi #flashback #1990s #bringcrystalpepsiback (at Duke University Adult Bone Marrow Transplant Clinic)

Just to be irritating to Kyle today! #sleepyhusband #crankyhusband #gottalovehim #watchingfootball #hehatesitwhenitakehispicture

So hungry on turkey day! #happythanksgiving #happyturkeyday #hungrydog #dogsloveturkey #goldendoodlemoments #goldendoodlesofinstagram

Samantha decided to dig through my suitcase and help herself to my socks! #sockstealer #shewasbored #funnygirl #goldendoodlesofinstagram

Kyle sent me a beautiful bouquet of roses at work for our first anniversary! ❤️👨🏻🌹#happyanniversary #sweethusband #firstyearmarried

Samantha and her bestie, Molly, acting like cows today. 🐄🐄 #cowdogs #eatinggrass #weirdos #goldendoodlesofinstagram #labradoodlesofinstagram (at Belhaven, North Carolina)

A very relaxed Samantha with flowers on her head! 🐶🌸🌺 #flowerpower #sleepydog #bloboffur #goldendoodlesofinstagram (at Belhaven, North Carolina)

Me and Samantha dressed in our Halloween costumes! 🎃👻#happyhalloween #sisters #halloweencostume #dogsincostumes

These are bad pics, but my parents found this in Samantha's stash today! ☠️🐟#deadfish #grossdog #shewassavingitforlater #hoarder #goldendoodlesofinstagram

Samantha got a boo boo on her shoulder today, so she's wearing a t-shirt to avoid scratching it. #booboo #dogswhowearclothes #goldendoodlesofinstagram (at Belhaven, North Carolina)

There are a few guys painting the second floor of my parents' house right now... two days in a row Samantha begged for some of their lunch! 🐷🐶#pigdog #alwayshungry #howrude #goldendoodlesofinstagram

Look who got a haircut today! 🐶🎀✂️#haircut #prettypretty #goldendoodlesofinstagram

Look what I found @speedwaystores on my way home from Belhaven today! #crystalpepsi #1990s #flashback