Had I As Many Souls As Stars

Reading Calvin and Hobbes as an adult is a VERY different experience than reading it as a kid.

Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today

It’s Asexual Awareness Week, so all aces enjoy advantage on Perception checks and cannot be surprised in combat

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”

When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner

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The money will do what now

OZAI CHALLENGED HIS 14 YEAR OLD SON TO A WHAT

ZUKO GOT HIS SCAR FROM WHO

yknow what? mr. firelord i am inviting you to meet me in the fucking agne kai pit and i do not care that i am not an expert firebender and will be facing you with nothing but my wrath and my 2 fists i am going to die historic + i WILL go down calling you a bitch and a chode. thank you in advance.

i challenge ozai to agne kai and i’ll be bringing a 12 gauge shotgun. did you just say that’s not fair, lord puppy kicker? grand high bullies the little children? say it again, i want to record it for youtube.

Uncle Iroh ghostwrote this

I can’t tell if op was discovering this for the first time or woke up at 3am and suddenly remembered how terrible Ozai is.