The Frog Bog

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

happy first day of pride everyone

Love to be there.

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

going to the corner store to get more corners

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

I can see people’s auras but I don’t believe in that stuff so I just ignore it

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Ian McKellen was not going to stand idly by and allow these movies to be heterosexual <3

i like when people say that the universality of campbell's hero's journey only applies to western mythology/folklore. brother, i am going to hold your hand when i say this... it doesn't apply there too

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.