I like to eat the characters

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

Ohhhh caesar zeppeli you done this again to my wine glasses

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on