personal cringe fest

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

one of the reasons why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

kurt cobain simply the closeted transbian of all time I don't make the rules

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