big titty identity crisis

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

i'm no david lynch but I know peak when I see it, twin

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

i understand its chronic pain but every day seems a bit excessive

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

if we all just got in the water and pushed

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will