glistening grass from september rain

anyway i think fans of unjustly overhated female characters and fans of unjustly overhated characters of colour should unionize

people will go onnn about how a man’s flaws makes him so nuanced and interesting and then act genuinely confused when u feel the same way about a woman…

It’s so hard loving a complex fictional woman because assholes will try to turn you against her by listing off all her flaws and it’s like yeah no shit, that’s the whole point. What aren’t you getting about this?

people like the idea that there is an identity they can claim that will absolve them of the responsibility to examine their beliefs and actions and adjust them accordingly to better align with their values and desired outcomes but there isn't, we all have to practice humility and do the work regardless

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

oh what activism do i contribute to? i spread misinformation online about taylor swift. no yeah i make the world a better place by believing everything i hear about her and then doubling down when i get fact checked. yeah it’s really important work

what do you mean i should actually attend protests, sign petitions and raise awareness about issues that matter to make a change about issues that matter? i literally comment “youre defending a billionaire 😂😂😂” under every swiftie post i see online. like im doing the TRUE work

no yeah i know the last few hate trains i got behind turned out to be not entirely true but i really wanted it to be true so i am going to keep presenting the untrue claims as factual. what do you mean this hurts my credibility and my cause?

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell