I am just a little WooLooWoo

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

if image files could get pregnant that’d be jpreg

whoa this post blew up! heres my social security number 254-61-4581

This is the most Essek shit to have happened, I love that stupid evil wizard so much.

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

do not trauma dump on my posts please

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

You know, that’s fair