How peculiar.

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

Ive gotbto color in shit!!

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

the cw was a kind of demon in 2010s folklore

sex isnt real. romance isnt real. apple juice is real and a refreshing treat.

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

The human mind is incredible. Some of you are capable of seeing the Beatles as sexual beings