Touch me at the risk of your health!

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

“get real” is such a powerful set of words. Psychic blast

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

I've posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that the owners of the place stopped asking me what I wanted and stopped handing me menus when I walked in. After I moved to NY and I could only go back to Chicago like once a year, I sat down and they gave me a menu and I was like "Oh no I already know what I want, can I get--" and they were like OHHH #36 WITH EXTRA NOODLES YOU'RE BACK and I almost cried

Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first

can everyone start writing fic about the hyperniche ship only i'm interested in. please.

can everyone start writing fic about the hyperniche ship only i'm interested in. please.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

I love it when my mutuals scroll down my blog and spam like/rb from me but when I do it to them I feel like some sort of reblog pervert

you called my favorite media… slop? like… for a pig? is that what you think i am? *gets on all fours* is this what i am to you? *snorts* you think i’m a pig? *snorts* *starts sniffing the ground* you think this is funny? huh? *starts squealing* WEEE WEEE WEEEEEEE… you like this? huh? huh? WEEEEEEEEEE *gets up* whatever. just forget it. i don’t care anymore.