It's me, Orange Crush Dr. Pepper

THE TEACHER SAID MY DRAWING WAS EXCELLENT IM GETTING A GOOD GRADE IN- wait. that actually Is both normal to want and possible to achieve. college classes are one of the most classic things to want a good grade in. have i lost the plot

“How did eridians achieve space flight without computers?” I don’t know Ryland how did you figure out space flight without an elevator question. You guys strapped yourselves to a bomb and hoped it worked question? Who is more insane here question?

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

people get real weird as soon as the trans man they're talking about has a cock instead of a 'boypussy' huh lmao

yall need to realize that some (a lot of!) trans man have cocks! cocks indistinguishable from cis male cocks! trans man =/= boypussy

"yeah i love trans men omg i love boypussy!!!" ok do you love trans men when they are indistinguishable from cis men? when they have no vaginas, and cocks and balls?

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

sometimes you see internet drama where you want more people's opinions but not the people commenting. like you want an academic panel assembled to discuss an instagram post. maybe this is a me problem

watching a show and it references a film so now i watch the film to understand the show and the film references a book so i need to read the book to understand the film and the book references another older book and now i need to understand everything that is unknown to me

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

doing a reverse mary sue self-insert where you make up an oc and give them all of your worst personality traits