It's me, Orange Crush Dr. Pepper

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

sometimes you see internet drama where you want more people's opinions but not the people commenting. like you want an academic panel assembled to discuss an instagram post. maybe this is a me problem

watching a show and it references a film so now i watch the film to understand the show and the film references a book so i need to read the book to understand the film and the book references another older book and now i need to understand everything that is unknown to me

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

doing a reverse mary sue self-insert where you make up an oc and give them all of your worst personality traits

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

Big fan of when a character is referred to as someone else's. Not in like a possession type of way but just as in oh yes they belong to each other. With each other. Package deal.

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

sometimes it isn't queer baiting sometimes ur fujoglasses are on so tight its cutting off the flow of oxygen to ur brain. not hating I've been there too. but remember this,