something … a little less real

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

girls wrestle each other girls climb trees girls run around and play sports and jump into lakes and race each other im so sad that we still talk about things like this in gendered terms it bums me out

oooooh i got plany of disk space

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

at the park and heard a kid yelling EMERGENCY MEETING and a bunch of other kids jumped over a fence to assemble and the first kid announced very seriously IM DEAD.

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy