Protesting The Comsumption Of Milk

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

does anyone know if we have locking in today

no it was canceled. today we are taking things as they come and doing exactly what feels right

Let's steal ourselves a secret good final episode.

re-learning how to ask for help before it's an emergency will help you get rid of the feeling that you're always having to drag other people into your emergencies btw

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead