ducal princess cordelia maximinia excelsus

as a princess i am allowed2 eat treats whenever i want

DISRESPECTFUL commentary unnecessarily appended to fine illuminations of my own knightly countenance

[eyes full of tears] my aa cups are actually quite princesslike and demure. hmph

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

*hero of justice voice* i’ll show you… just you wait! i swear upon my honor, my boobs will get bigger than yours…!

ⓘ Princess Tip: You always look cuter with pouting. Try using the pout action on nearby peons to get what you want!

The princess does not have "depression," it's called an Air of Melancholy and it makes me very beautiful in a dignified and subtly tragic way

look at this face. does it look like i get told no?

i can hardly see why anyone would deny a present from a princess. it would practically be treason against the kingdom. you’d be admitting to a crime against the crown. you’d probably be executed, or staring at the walls of a dungeon for the rest of your days. you don’t want that do you? of course you don’t. you’ll gladly accept anything i give to you, because you have no right to say no. so don’t even try to put those vegetables back on my freaking plate

modern romance is dead what happened to asking for a lady's favor at a joust