Manila Game Enthusiast

Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me

The second best thing about erotic art is seeing people reject their initial reaction to it. The comments are full of people saying “oh my first thought was,” and, yeah, your first thought was right. The barbarian youth is sexually dominating the old Roman order. If you actually could get your mind out of the gutter you’d be the first animal to ever do so.

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.

unloading the dishwasher liveblog !

plate

plate

cup

bowls

diferent. cup

yes baby Your taste in literature and films is so enigmatic. please talk about them at me for two hours uninterrupted. No I didn’t know about that 4chan board you should tell me about it

Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.

russia requiring drivers to have dashcams for insurance purposes is literally the best law ever enacted bc we get to see shit like this

the porn filter only detects HUMAN skin tones you know what that means

homestuck is legal

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe