you're gonna carry that weight.

i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

the older I get the more dog I become

obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

TERRIFIED of the doorbell

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

shoutout to the Twink at the front desk of the natural history museum who let me go into their Yellowstone exhibit for free. also shoutout to my laptop for auto-capitalizing Twink. always nice to see respect for our troops 

I didn’t know that I needed to see this until I saw it.

To put it simple. You DONT have to act tuff. To be a tough guy.  haha

Good guy mma dude.

Every time I see this i reblog it because a) it makes me super happy and b) it’s pretty much the most Michelangelo thing I’ve ever seen.

i’m disgusted at this fandom. I was literally in a panicked state of crying last night because the idea of Adam getting harmed in any way scared me to no end. I can’t believe so many of you see him and all the other creators in the slenderverse as nothing more than that, creators. They’re fucking living, breathing people you sick fucks.