we’ll meet again!

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

He doesn't like to do it where people can see though. If you bring it up he gets all embarrassed.

They asked if I was giants I said bitch I might be

I put a silencer on the pussy and assassinated that man

fuck its Already like 100 am

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

thin veil today isnt it

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy