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at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

Given how fucking dumb this decade has been so far, I look forward to reality taking a page from 40k and giving us a corpse emperor situation when It Happens. At least that’ll be funny and stupid instead of horrific and stupid

Gonna be honest, I did not expect this to happen to the racist turtle first

test run

[id: black text on a white background, the parts of it that are underlined have a thin, red line underneath it. the text reads: “I can’t grow you up. You can’t grow me up. (underlined) Adulthood can’t be outsourced. (end underline) Each of us needs to do it on our own — by accepting and moving through clean pain. Nor can I force you to grow up. (underlined) You — and I, and everyone else — have to do it willingly. (end underline)” /end id]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now