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a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

skillet issue

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

Many of us saw the picture, thought it was two women, one in a weird costume, and thought, "Hey, good for them."

Maybe the sunflower is also a lesbian. We don't know.

Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system

What's Falin in?

the dragon

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers