You look beautiful

i can feel it when you go through my blog

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

well what if i don't want to stress syllables, this world is stressful enough as it is for a small and innocent syllable

yall ever think about how back in the tens people used to ship rumpelstiltskin with belle from beauty and the beast on once upon a time. it was like a whole thing. reylo for disney adults

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.