Everything is Arbitrary

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards

@thatisratbehavior @p1tabread @everythings-an-act @marciavalance

we are always insane and i love it

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

This is what kitty cats are saying when they sniff each other

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

@zeawesomebirdie

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare