he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this
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he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this
You forgot the other two.

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Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
Don't call me if your party doesn't look like that:
everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

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He sure does love his fruits
We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?
And stickers!
he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!
this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good
loud warning
Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at βGET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAANβ
finally. an appropriate name for my βtime to leaveβ alarm.
As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?
well thank god it's not just me
favorite tags from the notes so far:
#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)
#this has been the case at every single kink event i've been to#went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host's pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)
The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhDβs were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.
Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.
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What the fuck does the back end of this website look like
Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

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I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. Heβs like the mayor character in a cartoon whoβs always dressed as The Mayor. If I didnβt know who he was and he biked past me in NYC Iβd be like holy shit was that the mayor
he jumped in a pool in the suit yesterday to celebrate the public pools opening for the summer btw
Operation mincemeat more like Operation polycule (I can't think of a good pun)
(Also there are quite a lot of rarepairs included in this)
I wanna show you my polycule chart.
Red equals mostly sexual, pink is mostly romantic, blue is previous, green is platonic, cyan is familial.
therapy can be expensive. archive of our own and toxic old man yaoi are forever free
Almost a year since the In The Green album drop :)

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send me a ship and Iβll tell you who:
makes the bed in the mornings
has sole posession of the T.V. remote
is the bigger cuddler
does the laundry
mows the lawn
shops for groceries
comes home drunk at 3am
makes breakfast
remembers to feed the fish
decorates the apartment
initiates duets
falls asleep first
there's this one lost boys artist on here that did this piece of musical david + star using the bisexual flag as lighting, and my friend gave me the idea to do that but with montlie and the pansexual flag, so uh
happy pride π³οΈβππ³οΈβπ