Helen

does anyone else randomly remember australia exists

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

the pain stays hard but i stay harder #boner

Eating another can of sardines. People are too fucking scared to talk to me. Heh. Can't say I blame em...

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

"the average man somewhat makes his lover stand in the sun staring at the water while he's painting them" factoid actualy just statistical error. average man does not do that. Sunday Georg, who makes his lover stare at the water while she's posing for a picture after sleeping on the ferry after getting up at seven to come over to an island in the middle of the river half an hour from the city, is an outlier adn should not be counted.

Went to an Oedipus Rex adaption today and my friends were debating whether the Oedipus/Jocasta age gap was problematic. Like guys…I think their relationship has bigger issues

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’