what?

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you