guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

Now that there are two whole cats in my life I have become even more obsessed with cats. Tell your cats I said hi.

I am reminded every day why I love cats because they’re right there, doing cat things, being absolutely adorable and committing cat crimes. They are friends with me and are so soft and also sharp.

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

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if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it's already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.

This post would not be gaining this much traction on a normal website

Not the same. Cup is meant to be drinked from, bowl is meant to be eaten from. Drinking from a bowl hits different.

A female friend group WOULD fix Armand but Anne Rice often forgot to consider women as people and so this did not happen