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Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

#me #dating profile #mortifiedandawesome

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Nkw listen here, mr. toad layoffs....

#I've got half a mind #the voices #mortifiedandawesome

Teachin' teachin' teachin' people how to reeeeeead

They all got cars and kids and hoomes

I am not able to get a looooan

But every day I'm teachin' teachin' teachin'

oh those grown ass adults with credit cards and lives

I'm teachin' these damn idjits to reeeeeead

Cha!

#mortifiedandawesome #i wok in a petting mortuary #i work in a kitchen #i stir fry in suspended animation #i fuckin boil in my blankie #they call me tummy bifluenzas

feeblepeon

Oh, well I guess I’ve never tried poison berries before

lockssteps

awesome

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#Simpsons #raichu #lego #Pokemon #Pikachu #box

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In all honesty, this is exactly what the message said

It just had ROCKING MUSIC behind it the whole time like some kind of old mall, and the voice was Super 1990s Robot Lady, with Bad Tech RR- reWrpps noises

Edit: some old instructional video IN a mall

#mortifiedandawesome #spam call

were--ralph

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

were--ralph

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

were--ralph

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

were--ralph

cursegirls

catchymemes

#enjoy emptying my corpse house

himynamesisnotemail

#cat #spider

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#new 2026 #teen girl squad #strong bad #homestar runner #summertime #memories #Summertime memories

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#they might be giants #tmbg #john linnell #john flansburgh

tmbgareok

#tmbg #they might be giants #selectionist #cool tapes #instrumental

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#diva djs #bonnie Tyler #Nicki French #tital eclipse of the heart #Youtube

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#all in your mind #echo & the bunnymen

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