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Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

#me #dating profile #mortifiedandawesome

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[Search engine query] Are eyedrops still poisonous? What food won't give me hyper shits?

#fuck this world #mortifiedandawesome

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I just think it's telling that I went decades without an American President being mentioned by name from a health care provider until the last couple of years. Without prompting.

Mind you, the ones bringing it up are not being dismissive about it, and their reasons to do so are either outright false or suspicious in a Truman Show, quack or culty manner.

#mortifiedandawesome #absolutely serious #funny how one coupon did not cover more than one sample you curious non doctor #yet you acted like the coupon wasn't everlasting go #that I was far too stupid to utilize #**yet you acted like the coupon was an everlasting gobstopper

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WTH????!!!!!!🤬🤬🤬

#megalomaniacs will ruin us all

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Princess Peach tattoo that looks like a sticker

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Never have I felt such a need to rip flesh off someone

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If God is real, he's a malevolent god because what do you MEAN Sam Neil died before Mitch McConnell did?!???!

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Death finds a way!

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He fucked Matrix the shapeshifting glob Supergirl

(well with his clone-meat cock)

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10-Inch Glow in the Dark T-Rex

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Boy, if I'm not jerking around, I'm usually"jerking" SOMETHING heh heh heh if you get my hee hee I said, jerking the... Ohhhhhhh

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Listen the supply stores are closed and my tub is clogged.

#I don't want to wake up early just to do that #mortifiedandawesome #fuck damn piss hot dog bullshit

Cyber sex

The lady on the CD cover of Anything Goes (1962)

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Fiddleheads are a delicious Spring delicacy when properly cleaned and cooked. They are a great wild foraged vegetable served with meats and seafood!

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Is this how you roll?

#the goddamn fuck what #the hell

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