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Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

#me #dating profile #mortifiedandawesome

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benjaminmcphail

I hate seeing this lady snap her fucking fingers at me with her fucking face every time I scroll

Just because you don't freeze my entire phone like a goddamn health commercial or nescafe autoplay fuck off still

#stop this hell #tumblr #mortifiedandawesome

mikezonee

that one skybound panel but I redrew it to remember how to draw these two

#shockwave #soundwave #bay of pigs invasion

claremizo-deactivated20151110

cyclonus.

#cyclonus

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tomorrowusa

^^^ So what's going on with Trump's (fake) hair?

The internet is convinced Trump has started wearing a wig One online commenter referred to it as his “gender affirming hairpiece.”

Trump once described his rambling and incoherent speaking style as "the weave". Perhaps he's doing some weaving on top of his head.

viralfrog

[children merrily speaking in unison, end of commercial for something]

"we love our raisin-blooded granny!"

[commercial speaker voice over]

"PRODUCT NAME™, the (product) that turns your blood into raisins"

[Company name said aloud, different voice]

#the voices #mortifiedandawesome

I can't get to my desktop so i can remember your username via the magic of scrolling

#mortifiedandawesome #old man brain

smolhiatus

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

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Wheat just fucks off occasionally

liberalsarecool

Data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations.

kittydealer

u/PenelopeHast

cosmicretreat

Ron Cobb in 1968

faeralyn

Thunderstorm: *rumbles*

Me: you’re beautiful

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