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Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

#me #dating profile #mortifiedandawesome

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nope. i dont car

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Hello

Does anyone know if the birdhouse night lights are available for uk plug sockets?

JF: We don't make UK-wired nightlights, but we have seen people have used adaptors. Seems like there are some stealth ones available.

Birdflat in your bloke or summit

#too fine a point on thames

Can't wait until we've won the war that isn't a war again! This afternoon! Until tomorrow

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Belsize Park tube. London, October 2015.

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Life is like a bloody hurricane, mate

#'ere in duck upon avon

[Search engine query] Are eyedrops still poisonous? What food won't give me hyper shits?

#fuck this world #mortifiedandawesome

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I just think it's telling that I went decades without an American President being mentioned by name from a health care provider until the last couple of years. Without prompting.

Mind you, the ones bringing it up are not being dismissive about it, and their reasons to do so are either outright false or suspicious in a Truman Show, quack or culty manner.

#mortifiedandawesome #absolutely serious #funny how one coupon did not cover more than one sample you curious non doctor #**yet you acted like the coupon was an everlasting gobstopper #that i was far too stupid to utilize

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WTH????!!!!!!🤬🤬🤬

#megalomaniacs will ruin us all

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Princess Peach tattoo that looks like a sticker

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Never have I felt such a need to rip flesh off someone

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If God is real, he's a malevolent god because what do you MEAN Sam Neil died before Mitch McConnell did?!???!

mortifiedandawesome

Death finds a way!

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He fucked Matrix the shapeshifting glob Supergirl

(well with his clone-meat cock)

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10-Inch Glow in the Dark T-Rex

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Boy, if I'm not jerking around, I'm usually"jerking" SOMETHING heh heh heh if you get my hee hee I said, jerking the... Ohhhhhhh

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Listen the supply stores are closed and my tub is clogged.

#I don't want to wake up early just to do that #mortifiedandawesome #fuck damn piss hot dog bullshit

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