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Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

#me #dating profile #mortifiedandawesome

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Me: (presents three hats, three penguins)

Me: okay! You asked about changing the one penguin you can display! We have three different penguins, with three different hats to choose from. Please choose one penguin and one hat. We can't do this without your response in writing. As we discussed in person. Just now.

Them: (no reply for weeks)

Them: (of course EOD on a Friday) OMGGG DID YOU CHANGE it YETTTTT I NEED IT YESTERDAY

I NEED THIS GOWN ON THIS FROG!!!!!!!?!?????

NO NOW!!!!!! NOO!!!! WHAT IS AN EMAIL!!!???!!???????????

#mortifiedandawesome #everybody always is this way

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Christian White is a Haida artist, born in Queen Charlotte City in 1962 to the Raven clan.

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I hope that I'm not just a mutual to you, but a daily screed of high pitched whining and endless tintinnabulation.

#mortifiedandawesome #if i understand what the ex said #oh wait she said nothing and just left because she lied for years

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On This Day in Pink History... 11th August 2008 So What was released

On This Day in Pink History… 11th August 2008 So What was released So What is a song recorded by Pink for her fifth studio album, Funhouse in 2008. The song was written by Pink, Max Martin and Shellback while production was handled by Martin. So What was released as the albums debut single through LaFace and Jive Records. The lyrics are based on Pink’s separation from Carey Hart, which occurred…

#pink #p!nk #alecia beth moore

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may your heart be your guiding key ❤️💫

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feeling bright like the sun ☀️🥰🌿

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#that time o night #kristen stewart

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Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing Co, 1946

#I'm going insane

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Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

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Teresa Oman by Bobby Whigham

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Skin.

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Leaning in to listen but you’ve already gone 🌬️

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