Mortified And Awesome

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

She says in the chat room 4 years after she married me

holy fucking shit girls the simpsons are coming to monopoly go

Super John Henry

what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that

Mash 'em smash 'em put 'em in a stew, precious

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