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Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

#me #dating profile #mortifiedandawesome

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Sorry for being attached I thought you liked me

#he said as she left near the anniversary

likemonalisa

Lizzo, Vanity Fair, 2022

#I remember exactly where I was when I first heard the name #and instantaneously everybody already always knew about her and I hadn't heard a peep and I've been on the internet for 27 years

arcadebroke

#teenage mutant ninja turtles

Bathysphere?! More like "get your butt in here"

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Soleil moon Frye's farting floating eyes

reject-tiefling

They are all waiting for you outside the bathroom

idlovetoshutup

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mortifiedandawesome

Sleeping in the flowers

Sitting on the asphalt

This is a guy who knows how to party

#john flansburgh #tmbg #they might be giants

junkyarded

so awesome that you can see something new come out and think wow that looks bad and then never watch it and keep living

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WHEN YOU'RE 3 YEARS OLD AND DON'T TAKE CRAP FROM ANYONE

From the Our Gang/Little Rascals short Choo-Choo! (1932)

#baby spanky #spanky #our gang #little rascals #george mcfarland

centuriespast

[Amateurs playing ghost scene] 1887 W. S. Hobson (British, active 1850s - 1880s)

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gottastim

queencosmeticsstore on ig

#lips #glitter #shiny

juhuachai

girlkissers unite

ultrameganicolaokay

you should see the other gal!

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oversorted

#i was so picky #and so incorrect

SHIT!!!!

Coworker came in today smelling like a Specific Kid in High School (non sexual / non disgusting smell) and I am gonna have PROBLEMS

Why not slap me in the face with a Spice Girl or Ross Perot JESUS HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN

*no I do not know the odor cause

#mortifiedandawesome #having a normal one #nasal memory

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