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Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

#me #dating profile #mortifiedandawesome

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dubiousdoobie

#bunny

PLEASE jump these hoops until you reach the door that is bolted shut. And the last hoop has a grenade.

The door is under that precariously balanced 10 Ton weight.

Or you're a quitter wah wah broken legs

#mortifiedandawesome #you'll make it

captain-price-returns

quasi-normalcy

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

graham-folger

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

quasi-normalcy

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

STILL haven't filmed a video in my car about anything.🏆

#mortifiedandawesome #the things that have gone down in my car

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And after many glasses of work

I get paid

In the brain

bear-pattern-hamster

"Bear-Pattern-Hamster: Carri-Hapi🧸🐹💎"

#hamster

xulme

#the news #eric andre

aestheticahelzeriaa

#cats #cheers #cocktail

thephilosopheroftheboudoir

#I saw a Punch and Judy show when I was a kid #and I think it had been tamed down but not much #and it very gave me Lady Elaine vibes #and I certainly didn't enjoy the feelings either

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Why am I working up plans for a tennis court made of glass when that pyroclastic flow is nearing the fence

I haven't bought the glass yet

#mortifiedandawesome #i can only build it ~~when my brain chemicals~~ woooorrrrk

Robert Frank, 1949

#skull #boombox #skateboard #skeleton

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kisuq

#not wasting 30 bucks

quii

Antonio Rubino (1880-1964), cover art for "Il giornalino della Domenica" (1908)

#antonio rubino #il giornalino della domenica

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