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Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

#me #dating profile #mortifiedandawesome

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"you should do a podcast"

This is me

#ain't nobody gay for moleman #mortifiedandawesome #I guess it doesn't matter anymore if there is recorded evidence

I swear if there are any mind swapping perverts out there, feel free to give me an offer$$$ to jump inside my body for one single fucking trip to a grocery store

You will be feeling sleeve/shoulder fabric* of men, woman of all manner on your skin within nanoseconds of stopping to look at a fucking God damn thing

*at a minimum

MEEEEEEEEEE????!!!!? Oh honey I tend to wait at least a moment to see if a person is going to move from a place I want to go to, OR I FUCKING CIRCLE AROUND

BUT NOT AMERICA

#okay enough #I conquered my double procrastination now to get to the bones #mortifiedandawesome #I'm reanimating bones #my physical perversions have a specific time and place #get the goddamn fuck away from me if you are not on the schedule #I'M FUCKING LIVING ON A BARREN CRATER YET EVERY SQUARE FOOT I WALK HAS THE POPULATION OF LOS ANGELES I GUESS

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#belated anniversary greetings my dear

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Helen Whitaker, England

" Sycamore Seed "

Glass , copper and brass

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person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

mortifiedandawesome

DID YOU HEAR??? VANDALS PUT FUCKING BUBBLES IN A MAN MADE PUDDLE

FREEDOM IS UNDER ATTACK

#fucking shithole country

Okay I got to do something today or I'll die

Posting a see you later so I can maybe feel guilty enough to not waste my time on the phone

#mortifiedandawesome

nemfrog

Waiting for someone. First Lessons in Nature Study. 1942.

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#get in line #CHUCKLEFUCK

I just accidentally happened to catch the last 3D showing of Spider-Man, and not only was I surprised that the young adult teenagers ended up sitting in front of me did NOT talk at all during the movie, they also didn't use their phones once!!!!

Not only that! My traditional waiting until I'm the only person in the theater movie attendance was heavily Disturbed this time because there were several people. However,NOBODY was talking or making noise or moving, happy birthday to me!

I won't disseminate my opinions on the movie for a long time to avoid spoilers, I went in not knowing a damn thing and I was very happy, but the fuck it is difficult to do that in this modern media age

#mortifiedandawesome #enjoyed the movie a lot #BUT I wasn't directly in the center which I prefer

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byjove

I do hate when politicians do something shady and ask for privacy. You are a public figure. You are not some guy who had a video randomly go viral or an actor trying to make a living and have some semblance of a life outside. You are a politician. You mudslung, campaigned, fearmongered and lied your way to the top. This was a choice you made, you wanted to make decisions for us. And noe you’re begging for privacy while your 85 year old body gives out on you during your term in congress or your wife divorces you for cheating on her or you got a DUI in your new sports car? Nuh uh uhhhhhh.

Whenever the chemicals in the brain, the feeling right in the body, and the ability to do some things finally kick in---- it's usually unexpectedly about fucking 2:00 a.m. on a Sunday night or 1:30 a.m. on a weekday, .... guys I really hate my fucking baka life

#mortifiedandawesome #thought I would have gotten over this after 40 years

I've been procrastinating and therefore, about to leave to go get batteries that I really don't need, but I'm procrastinating on THAT and actually leaving, by not only cleaning my sink and using draino, but continuing to flip through tumblr while alternatingly running the air conditioner and then turning it off to open the windows again it's been about 3 hours

#mortifiedandawesome #I have something vitally important to do

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letd go eat parts of that guys car

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Some wonderful, 🎶magical🎶 animal

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Trump on Long-Suffering Sailors: “Not Nearly Long Enough” https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/08/trump-uss-abraham-lincoln-navy-iran-war.html?via=rss

terriblefirmness

From a guy who would fly into a rage if his Diet Coke is not delivered quickly enough…such a weak, little man.

liberalsarecool

No one hates the troops as much as MAGA.

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