It's a felony!

F1 is the perfect hyperfixation bc it has everything you could ever hyperfixate on, all in one: neurodivergent celebrities, statistics, complicated interpersonal relationships, rumours, eighty years of history, cool vehicles that go zoom, rivalry between teams you have to swear allegiance to, travel, homosexual tendencies, betrayal, data analysis, and fanfiction. what more could you even ask for??

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

Peanut butter

Jelly (grape)

Bread

guys...

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

fujoshis who are not that into men or not into men at all are very funny to me. I loveeeee reading explicit fanfiction about two guys having sex. i see a shirtless guy in real life and i’m like okay so who asked for that

Who died and made you the headcanon peer review committee.

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot