#artofthedeal

The feeling when opposing counsel is prettier than you, and you just kick the shit out of them in court

Taking a loss in court too personal

The Bar Exam

When your professor explains what life was like before LexisNexis and WestLaw and you had to use books

Every time you look at your State’s Bar Bar passage rate

When you can’t turn off Lawyer when you’re with your friends

Going out while in Law School

“Why are you the drunk, angry, lawyer stereotype?”

“Hey should I go to Law School?” Me:

Getting credit for someone else’s work

Lawyer Dating Life

When you overheard your boss say he hates you

Client: “You’ve handled many cases like mine before, right?” Me: “Absolutely”

When the quiet co-worker in your offense finally gets drunk at a work event and they are a nightmare

When you interview for a job you have no chance or business interviewing for

When someone asks for free legal advice

When you’re laughing at Trump but are secretly scared