hyperfixating on main

im not particularly interested in disco elysium at all but i am gonna play it just to see if the skill check system is as ridiculous as i've been led to believe

an estimated 20 minutes into the game and a kid called me a faggot so hard i had a mental breakdown and died

i know that we are all anticipating tes6 being about fighting the thalmor if it ever happens but i think it would be really fucking funny if they just glossed over the thalmor issue entirely. like there’s just one line that’s like “oh yeah the aldmeri dominion dissolved a hundred years ago” and then it’s never mentioned again

genuinely tho battlespire is absolutely fucking fascinating like it IS virtually unplayable without a guide . the game design is horrible. the dialogue is hilarious. the writers are just fucking around . its so garish and ugly and deeply un-self serious like its just an absolute joy

its also INCREDIBLY horny

Lot of posts floating around about how cute and sweet NV companion interactions would have been but I think that discounts the flat fact that Arcade and Boone WOULD swing on each other over politics. Commie vs. war criminal smackdown. Boone and Cass vs. Arcade and Veronica tag-team death match. If Raul says anything about the Legion everyone takes a break to jump him. These are the facts

I LOVE THAT CATHOLICISM HAS PATCH NOTES

is that all the heresy here?

The Pope does not have breasts.

People are always like, long distance relationship, how do you deal with the lack of physical affection etc etc when REALLY they should be like, long distance relationship, how do you watch any TV without having someone there to make you commit

If you have no trouble binge watching TV shows by yourself, this is NOT for you, this is for people with shitty attention spans and need another person to force them ONLY

in this house notes on racial phylogeny is a biased unreliable and irresponsible text that might as well be a work of fiction. thank you

alright no listen in Awakening if Anders is complaining about how tough his life is as a mage and you tell him “welcome to the rest of the world” it only generates disapproval if you are a Cousland.  If you are an elf or a dwarf it does not.  He realizes yes, you are right, I am not the only one with a problem here.  He recognizes that human nobles have a privilege that no one else has.  Not elves, not mages, not surfacer dwarves.  He knows this.

Also when examining the statue of Andraste and he mentions the fact that Andraste was a barbarian, a dwarf or an elven warden can say ‘aren’t all humans?’ And his response is a laugh with a ‘haha you got me there’ and no approval lost.