first one looks like the dogs gonna n64 mario jump into a painting

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

I've got to find myself more macrophage

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Fake job listings out of control.

HELLO?

Darkplace is a key example of how in order to truly master making art that is "deliberately bad" you need to have a thorough understanding of what the medium considers the rules for "good form" so that you can than break every single rule.

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

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Everyone just gazing up at it killed me

Whatever you thought this was gonna be like, I promise you it's not that

[Image description: a screenshot of Vizzini from The Princess Bride, holding a goblet and smirking as he engages in a battle of wits. End ID.]