Friends in low places

the concept of identifying as ‘neurospicy’ as a grown adult is lowkey unbearable to me. but I guess I don’t have to do it

and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

FALSE!! puff air in my eye >:(

Thanks to everyone who worked on verifying this information.

If you don't automatically read the alt text, I highly recommend stopping to do so this time.

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech

ULHRAH THIS IS NOT HOW WE MAKE FRIENDS

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

now you know who you are messing with

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol