Friends in low places

Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses

I like how fucked up and loud his climbing is, really adds a certain nasty feeling that he normally evokes

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

john wick is weirdly cyberpunk for a series that isn't cyberpunk <- insane

cyberpunk is when there's guns and colorful lights

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

nails ❌️ hair ❌️ hips ❔️ heels ❌️ ass ❌️ fat ❌️ lips ❌️ real ✅️ purse ❌️ full ❌️ big ❌️ bills ❌️ bitch ✅️ I'm a big deal ✅️

wait. no wait rocky isn't real wait. he's fictional. wait hold on

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

it used to be that “fascism is aesthetics as politics” was the sort of thing that took several steps to demonstrate, but now everyone in roman-column twitter says “my ideal world is this AI generated picture of a centurion driving a spaceship” and you don’t even have to draw any connections to anything they just say it out loud.

It's the way it was a simple, objective statement. White allyship 101. "White trans ppl can be oppressors too." Yes. Because Whiteness brings systemic power over their peers of color, even if you are in some way marginalized yourself. Queerness does not cancel out racism. We've talked about this. We've talked about white privilege and what it does and doesn't mean. These were conversations everyone swore they were having in 2016. 😐 And now a blow up of fragility on par with the conservatives we're supposedly up against together. What even.

botw fans will be like "botw is a love letter to the series....." and the average modern day aonuma interview is like "i hate everything i've ever made before this and you should too. you're nostalgia blind if you think any of it is actually worthwhile. majora's mask is a reddit game and we're euthanizing skull kid in the back right now. like six of us are having to hold him down (laughs)"