Friends in low places

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

reblog to do this to the person you reblogged this from

the most annoying part of being both a human and a painter is the OILS. not only am I ACTIVELY PRODUCING OILS from my HANDS which I need to use to MAKE THE ART (ergo: my oils are getting on my art #TERRIBLEDESIGN) but the OILS from my ART (linseed) are getting on my skin which LOVES OIL AND LETS IT RIGHT IN. one of us needs to stop being so oily and unfortunately it can't be me

fun facts with your favourite internet stranger: my hands are so oily that I once had to get my entire hand wrapped in gauze because a doctor tried five times to apply a plaster to a tiny wound (cat bit me but only got me with one side of his fat face ergo one bite mark) and failed every time (new plaster each time AND she was wiping my hand down with a paper towel each time). got called the "oiliest patient" she's "ever seen" which is awesome and also really sucks

do you like my Oily Stoiries. I have to be careful when holding glass jars

This post is: Bouba

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

I hate the push that you can quit addictions by pure willpower because it perpetuates the idea that people who can't have committed a moral failing of some kind. We all may know some people who did quit an addiction cold turkey, and with no aid, you may be one of them. And that's fantastic, but it is not the norm. It is more than okay to need help to quit an addiction. Relapse is also part of the process. Many people relapse several times before they are able to quit for good. Let's have compassion.

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

you can make a little oasis right where you are, and it matters