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#ohhhhhhhh #tlb David #tlb Michael #tlb muscial #the lost boys #art #fanart

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vrabia

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

vrabia

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

vrabia

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

vrabia

since this post unexpectedly blew up i'd like to note that the $2mil. of fake blood thing is unconfirmed and based on some rough calculations i did after googling 'fake blood price per gallon'. i'm sure they were able to get a more significant discount on the kind of bulk purchase that cleared all stock available in the state of wherever this movie was filmed, but i have no source. the rest of those numbers are what we in the industry call a funnypost

the dvd/blu-ray production was confirmed on a livestream i caught accidentally while dicking around on youtube that is now members only (likely this one but idk, i don't have youtube membership money). other things confirmed in that stream: the dvd/blu-ray burner cost $4k and iirc burns 8 blu-rays an hour. markiplier's one concession to productivity is that he might get a second burner so he can make 16 blu-rays an hour, at his house.

#slkajsdalkdj #markiplier #iron lung #queue(ing overnight is prohibited)

whyenn-reader

might be the headonism in me but what the fuck is a dopamine addiction. you mean liking feeling good?? in the one life you get????? what are you evangelical?????????

whyenn-reader

banger tags after bager tags on this post fellas

butter-and-too-much-bread

How to explain to people that the harmful part of addiction is the harmful patterns of compulsive behavior and not the parts that feel good?

#asldkjasd #queue(ing overnight is prohibited)

theshitpostcalligrapher

the sigils are a bit wonky but i tried my best

(also if yall could throw me a view and maybe a like on the original upload I'd appreciate it)

theshitpostcalligrapher

gotta watch til the end, the sigil isn't activated til i complete the circle :)

#WOW #art #queue(ing overnight is prohibited)

darlingofdots

The Centaurs do not have a PDA jar, but they do have a very detailed catalogue of fineable offenses, proceeds to be donated to a selection of charitable causes every three months, such as:

borrowing stick tape without asking

playing a song that contains the word "tractor" more than three times

not saying "I love you" back to Cap

talking about comic books, grill specs, or your dog for more than three minutes unless somebody asks a follow-up question

leaving dirty socks in your cubby

being the reason the whole team has to listen to a speech about "how the organisation wants to present itself to the public"

jokes about gay people unless one of the gay people laughs. even if you are one of the gay people.

not saluting when somebody uses "major [noun]" ("There will need to be some major changes in the line-up" — "🫡 Major Changes")

showing up more than ten minutes late for official team business

mentioning a cute animal you saw without providing a photo or artistic rendition of said animal (artistic rendition does not have to be good)

disagreeing with Hollander about hockey stats unless you are proven correct

uttering the phrase "we're going to win the Cup" within a hundred meters of a rink

spilling an energy drink or eating fish in an enclosed shared space

directly or indirectly causing Hollander and Cap to make a bet about anything

calling Haasy German

stepping on Chiron's paw (fine can be lowered if the offense is noticed immediately and Chiron receives an appropriate apology)

#ahaha #Heated Rivalry #queue(ing overnight is prohibited)

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adaricruz

maria wirries as star 🔮💜💫

loved this new interpretation of star. sm more fleshed out and the character design is soooo gorgeous too.

#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #tlb musical #tlb star #art #fanart #the lost boys

buggirl-lunesta

#but where's the lie #the lost boys #tlb musical

curtisberzattos

and in OTHER news

#She be shipping #tlb Star #tlb Supernova #tlb musical #the lost boys

hppjmxrgosg

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

inconspectus

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

copperbadge

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

digitaldiscipline

Me: "I am getting a good grade in patient, which is normal to want and possible to achive."

My Doctor: "Please stop that."

gothiccharmschool

Me: "I want to get a good grade in therapy, which is normal to want and possible to achieve."

My Therapist: "So, how are your peeps on Tumblr doing?"

shinelikethunder

the unsuspecting bystander i've just TKO'd with some meme that's embedded itself in my everyday vocabulary: "I like your jokes!"

me: "thanks, i stole them from the internet"

#asjdaslkdh #a colleague I did not expect it from recently told me #“you strike me as someone who used to be on tumblr back in the day”#and I was so shellshocked I just went #“uh #almost”#and he goes “oh you're still on there?”#never been clocked this brutally #on tumblr #about me #queue(ing overnight is prohibited)

ifilosethelight

I'm knockin' on your door,

Let me inside.

Don't let me be denied.

Maria Wirries as Star

Ali Louis Bourzgui as David

(The Lost Boys: A New Musical)

#scrolling past this while Have to Have You comes on is DELICIOUS #the lost boys #tlb musical #tlb david #tlb Star #god I am too weak for them #tlb Starvid

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Be A Goldfish 26-B: Bingo Cards

T-minus: three weeks! Get your permission slips signed, kids: we’re headed to the beach! We know it can take a minute to find your commenting sea legs, so we’ve created a one-size-fits-all bingo card, new for round 3 of Be A Goldfish, to guide you on your voyage.

[ID: Comment bingo card for Be A Goldfish: A Multifandom Multimedia Microbang. The bottom right reads “Round 3: 2026-B.” At the top, above a grid of 16 squares, it reads “comment on a…”

The squares, from left to right, top to bottom, are as follows: Piece of fanart or other visual work; work that is right up your alley; fic with 500 words or less; work in a new-to-you fandom; work that makes you laugh, cry, gasp, grin, etc.; work that fulfills and weekly prompt; work that centers a female character; work by a mutual or friend; work with a funny or unique tag; work by a creator you don’t know; work that isn’t your usual thing; craft, recipe, or other non-traditional artwork; work using only emojis (get creative!); work that contains LGBTQ+ themes; work that fulfills a bonus prompt; work with no comments. /End ID]

Full-size cards in both colour and printer-friendly black and white available in our RuleDoc. We have made an effort to make each square broadly applicable and somewhat open to interpretation. However, if we reach the end of the event and there are squares that genuinely cannot be met, consider them a free space! Mark them off for any comment on any work. If you get a bingo or a blackout, you’ll earn a special token!

Out of the loop? Hop on in. The water’s fine! Browse our tumblr, give our Dreamwidth and Pillowfort communities a look, and peruse our RuleDoc. Stay curious!

#oooh how cool #fandom event

omppupiiras

LOOK HOW TINY........ also he likes 'em tall <3

#... that moment when you find the reference #and realise it wasn't metaphorical in the fanart #woah #käärijä #basshunter #woah woah

meggiejolly

rules: shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people

I was tagged by @leafymerlin Thanks for the tag! 💚

I don't have a 'on repeat' playlist, so I shuffled my 'Replay 26' Playlist:

Breakthrough - Lemonade Mouth

In The Air - Charlie Gillespie

This Is Love - Dixon Dallas

Monster - EPIC

Would You Come Home - Tyler Blackburn

Wow - Dirty Candi

Like Whiskey - Dixon Dallas

Charybdis - EPIC

Legendary - EPIC

Different Beast - EPIC

I'm tagging (with no pressure of course): @frostedravens @katofthepenguins @favouritealias @lilalaunetwin @mimi-and-the-next-20th-century @the-travelling-observer @xianvar @eriquin and anyone else who wants to play.

xianvar

Thank you for the tag!

... fun fact, my "On Repeat" Playlist currently only has 11 songs on it, so I'll cheat the system and give all of them (well, it has 11 unique songs, but I stacked the deck by adding the same three songs several more times, which scrambles the exercise)

Belong to Someone - The Lost Boys, Santa Carla Sessions Cast

Odsevi Sonca - Joker Out

Pokemoneja - Portion Boys

Ja Eller Nej - Käärijä & Basshunter

Umazane Misli - Joker Out

Have to Have You (feat. Slash) - The Lost Boys, Santa Carla Sessions Cast

Now, Forever - Original Broadway Cast (OBC) of The Lost Boys

Secret Comes Out - OBC of The Lost Boys

Supersonic - Joker Out

Barve Oceana - Live from Arena Stožice - Joker Out

Tokio - Live from Arena Stožice - Joker Out

No pressure tags for @vexbatch @akilah12902 @pherryt @anxious-witch @kittyinaspacebox @eonastark @braveheart1418 and whoever else wants to do it!

Also my playlist like a person who likes things a normal amount under the cut

#xia speaks #about me #tag game

gingerpeachtea

shoutout to bisexuals y’all r gonna love these

#yeah still not normal about this sorry not sorry

sailforalittle

#happy pride to us bisexuals specifically

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