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I feel bad that future teens won't have the cw everyone needs to get unnaturally obsessed with an Objectively Bad teen soap with mid level production and the worst dialogue you've ever heard (you write 100k worth of fanfic for this and argue about the show on tumblr dot com)

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

That is literally my husband?! Have some respect?

@bloodstainedgauntlet

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

I love The Character sooooo much! grinds my teeth together flares my nostrils flexes my fingers tenses my neck muscles snorts like a bull stands as still as an ambush predator shifting on my haunches mere metres away from The Character

i will fucking call it "chariot" and "dynamo" after the heat death of the fucking universe

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad