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If I lived near Silicon Valley and was just slightly more audacious I could make such a killing as Tarot Reader To The TechBros.

Is this Challengers?

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

Did anyone check in on Justin to see if he had a delicious National Spaghetti Day?

op link the fucking article

thanks. what the fuck

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

wtf did tracy chapman put in fast car though cus every time I hear it I start exhibiting behaviours unknown to mankind

We are happy to announce that we do not expect any delays this evening! as all flights have been cancelled.